Avocado Chocolate Egg

An avocado cut in half with its seed replaced with a chocolate egg. Unless you look closely it looks like a regular avocado and you would be none the wiser. For some people this is strangely unsettling.

Did you see Betty's snap too? Ya, it was such an Avocado Chocolate Egg

by NLgoodtimes April 30, 2024

Avocado Guilt

The guilt you feel when you owe a friend an avocado

I told Olivia not to worry about paying back an unripe avocado for a ripe avocado. But she said that avocado guilt would keep her up at night.

by The Moose Farmer February 15, 2026

Avocado

Gangsta and cool and king of OCE, playin fortnite n shit on A QUAD ACCOUNT HOLY SXHSIITTTTTT!

Yo is that Avocado?! HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

by vMrEchov May 6, 2025

avocado girl

A cute girl with no tits but an epic butt.

That avocado girl has me shook….Dat ass….

by Pseudomark May 15, 2025

black avocados

They way your balls look after getting a vasectomy.

I got my nuts clipped on Friday and now by balls look like black avocados.

by blackballs77 November 17, 2009

hot avocado

Inserting your feces into someone else’s anus, using your hand or tongue

I thought I was going to get a rim job, but that sicko gave me a hot avocado instead!

by Scatman Yourmothers February 6, 2012

stuffed avocado

The act of stuffing a woman's underwear into her vagina after vigorous sex.

"Dude, last night after I brought Jenna home I gave her a stuffed avocado."

"Awesome man, way to go!'

by BearOfMountainView October 31, 2013