Absolute Victory

The highest achievable point if satisfaction known to mankind itself.

Male One: "Dude they sell Mountain Dew here"

Male Two: "Absolute Victory"

by Iron Swan September 11, 2013

Absolute unit

A term used to describe absolute units

Absolute unit

by Adolf kritler November 10, 2018

Absolute Madman

A man with no regard for himself or any others around him; does not believe in self preservation or anything else for that matter

Robert: You are about to break up a 3 year relationship
Nicholas: Am I supposed to care?
Robert: *Looks off in the distance* Absolute Madman

by ProfessorFinessor June 7, 2018

Absolute mad lad

When someone does something so extreme, that even god becomes curious.

Dude did you see what Tyler just did?! He put the milk first into the bowl instead of the cereal! Absolute Mad Lad!!!!

by J3rm3rks May 17, 2018

Absolute fucking walnut

An insult that is used if someone is stupider than a fucking dumbass

In what world is a fish a kind of parrot, you absolute fucking walnut

by yaboi_doop October 29, 2018

absolute fucking walnut

What someone is when they fuck up in a stupendously amazing fashion or are just incredibly stupid in general. Must be used with the following inflection:
"You're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"

-After Dave finished his explanation why whites and blacks are different species-
"Dave, you're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"

by Larry Machuto May 26, 2018

Absolute Unit

When a person male or female is extremely fatt and a very hungry boi. Their hips should go past their shoulders. They are the bad type of thick. These people are normally above 300 pounds depending on height

Man she is a big girl what an absolute unit.

by BIG SNAK DAD September 14, 2018