Drunk Asshole

A Drunk Asshole is a male who goes to parties and gets too drunk too fast. If he is there with a date he will become inflamed with jealousy very easily. He will then proceed to try to pick fights with every other male at the party. When its time to leave or when people become tired of listening to him talk in general he will steal alcohol to take home so that he can get progressively more intoxicated. A Drunk Asshole will then pass out in the car still clutching his stolen booze and to cap the night off he'll tell his date that she likes to fuck dogs.

Last night at the party Steven was being a Drunk Asshole look it up on urbandictionary.com to see what he did.

by Chachilovesthenightlife November 9, 2005

assholery

1. The outcome, both tangible and intangable, of someone's being an asshole.

2. The art and science of being an asshole.

1. Tom's assholery caused his arrest.

2. Bill had dedicated himself to assholery, so where better to practice it, then in politics?

by 91flhs March 1, 2011

Rusty Asshole

(Noun)Feces residue around the butthole that remains after a insufficeint whiping.
(Noun)When when you lick the crust off of someones rectum.

"Yo my girl gave me a rusty asshole."
"Yo son that kids gotta real rusty asshole."
"Yo, I ran outta fuckin whipes, now I gotta rusty asshole."
"Hey, my girl wants me to give her a rusty asshole tonight, I dont know if I want to though."

by Joe Cataldo November 15, 2004

asshole kin

n. Blood relatives of such distant proximity as to provide no interference to lawful marriage.

A man and a woman related as 4th cousins, twice removed have nothing else in common except an "asshole", hence they are considered "asshole kin." They may therefore be lawfully wed.

by C.R.Phillips September 15, 2008

Asshole Theater

1. A term used to describe one's actions if they are considered to be mean or hurtful.
2. A term asked when someone insults you and you have no other comeback. A clean, yet weak comeback that doesn't insult one's mother or race.

1. Wow did you see what he did to her? That's Asshole Theater right there!
2. Random Person - You're stupid
You - When Asshole Theater is over you can come talk to me.

by RandomDictionaryEntriezXD February 25, 2010

projectile asshole tornado

When a fart emerges with such power and velocity that it can destroy and level all man-made structures within a wide radius.

His recent projectile asshole tornado was mistaken for an actual weather event by the National Weather Service when it virtually devastated an entire small midwestern town.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

poisonous asshole

A particularly terrible asshole.

Well I can tell you that in retrospect I would not have voted for this poisonous asshole!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2020