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Artist's Bloom

The feeling you get after being on hiatus from being artistic and you have the sudden urge to write a lot of stuff that would feel like sex to your brain and your hands. Varies from person to person.(art, drama, music, creative writing, etc.)

Self-created to describe my feeling of my outburst of poetry.
Guy 1: So... Wrote anything new today?

Guy 2: I just got an artist's bloom. I'm gonna go home.

*Guy 2 goes on Tumblr and Twitter and posts as soon as he gets home*

Next day....

Guy 1: Holy crap! How'd you get so many followers?! It's like your hands jizzed out awesome onto your pages.

Guy 2: That's exactly what happened.
by Sephirion/Taeron May 15, 2011
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front artist

Front artist is the following Dishonest untruthful unreliable
by 3978E June 7, 2018
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Artistically Challenged

Artistically challenged is best described by Ben Olson. Lacking all artistic ability and general creativity.
Oops sorry Jerry, I thought you were Ben when I saw that how artistically challenged your drawing was.
by Steady Slangin June 13, 2018
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Artist Jean

A jean style sold by American Eagle Outfitters characterized by a low waistline, a tight fit around the knees, and a 20 inch leg flare.
I went to American Eagle the other day and bought a pair of Artist jeans; they're comfortable and I feel sexy!
by Sexy_Mango February 1, 2012
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Don Artist

Another name for Donald Trump that rightly depicts him as a con artist.
The Don Artist! How about we don't, don't reelect him in 2020. . . .
by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018
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artist's attitude

An aura of self-importance and self-worth presented by artists who become swept up in their own head space.
"What's wrong with you? You HAVE TO make eye contact. It's the rule."
"No, I don't. See, I can paint this (and you can't), so shove it."
"Damn, you got quite the artist's attitude."
by the dip May 20, 2007
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Choke Artist

The term comes from pool, specifically from snooker, where the pockets are narrower than on a standard pool table. When a "choke artist" shoots the ball, aiming for a particular pocket, the ball chokes out of the pocket and goes back onto the table because the shot was improperly aimed. Choke artists repeatedly fail in situations when a crucial shot has to be made and the pressure forces a bad shot where the ball "chokes" in the pocket, wobbling back and forth until it is spit back onto the table.
Geno runs the table well, but when the money balls are in play, he is a choke artist.
by chingachgook August 23, 2016
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