Albus Dumbledore

Order of Merlin, First Class, and Grand Sorcerer; Founder and Secretkeeper of the Order of the Phoenix; Supreme Mugwump of the International Confederation of Wizards, and Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot.

A wonderful man. According to JKR, Dumbledore was gay. Grindelwald MAY have been his crush at a young age.

Dies in the sixth book.

Aids Harry on his quest to defeat the Dark Lord. Other than Harry, Dumbledore was the only wizard the Dark Lord feared.

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore is his full name.

Dumbledore is BEAST

"Dumbledore can't have died!"

"Albus Dumbledore is gay, say what!?!"

"Love is the strongest magic there is"

by kakakaKAYDEE April 12, 2010

Abused

Joseph Stalin's kids.

Urban Dictionary abused most of it's definitions

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

St Arbuck's

The true religion of the United States has become designer coffee-an affordable luxury. The cathedrals and churches of this addictive institution go by the trade name "Starbucks". Given the religious fervor of patrons of such establishments, these cafés are best defined as "St Arbuck's."

Shall we gather for our morning ablutions at St Arbuck's?

by HajMatz July 20, 2009

Randy Ambush

to kick the bathroom door in and ejaculate on your partner while they are defecating

i totally randy ambushed my wife last night

by randongulus August 22, 2011

Mod abuse

When a moderator or administrator abuses his (or her but let's be honest, it's usually a guy) powers to rule over other people and suppress their posts. Usually done by websites that promote bad moderation teams eg. GameFAQs.

Error1355: I like this game
Poster 1: I don't like it
Error1355: *moderates post, gives 3KL* mod abuse
Everyone: Wow, Error is a complete faggot.

by blazeypoo August 31, 2013

Total Abuse Girls

Total Abuse Girl also shorted to TAG. Its a group of females originating in Luton in the UK. A band of hard drinking females who grace the badlands of Luton town center every weekend. Its leader known only as "Brown" can be heard from miles around shouting the call of the TAGS's, (thought to be Minge) from the top of the Farley mountain.

We're the Total Abuse Girls. We love Charlie Browns and that DJ in Yates.

by Freckle face May 29, 2008

arouse

to rouse or stimulate to action or to physiological readiness for sexual activity. See also, aroused, and arousing.

I was aroused when that girl put her hand on my leg, she felt the enourmous buldge in my pants and i blushed

by BriaN! March 14, 2004