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Alyssa

Really nice and will hand the the tea.. Super thicc
Alyssa is super thicccc
by Rick Foster December 10, 2019
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Alyssa

The best person you will ever meet, everybody likes Alyssa! she will be the best friend you've always dreamed of. she likes anime, and has the perfect body! If you hate them you can go die in a hole and drown! By, your bestie: LILY
Person One: Alyssa is so ugly!
Person Two: *PUNCHES TO THE END OF MULTIVERSE* FUCK OFF!
by IH@TEMYLIFESOMUCH February 18, 2022
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Alyssa

The most wonderful, beautiful girl you will ever meet. Everyone loves her. Everyone needs to have an Alyssa. If you don’t think so then you’re a ruby.
Alyssa is awesome
by Alyssalover69 October 20, 2020
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Alyssa

She is the most wicked awesome girl you'll ever meet. Her enneagram number is 3 for sure. Her lookalike animal is a panda, and she loves climbing trees. She is a true Gryffindor.

Alyssa, I love you! You are the greatest.

Love, your friend Maggles
"Alyssa, Alyssa. Why you eating those branches? You panda."
by BarfKnuckles February 20, 2021
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Alyssa

A girl who is an amazing friend, will always be there for you, if you aren’t your man, she’ll steal him. She’s very funny, sweet, caring, kind, and a bad bitch. If you ever become besties with an alyssa, Damn. You’re blessed my friend
Guy 1: DAMN. Did you see alyssa walk by? She’s the nicest girl in school!
Guy 2: what did you say man? I was to busy staring at alyssa
by IAMBESTIESWITHANALYSSA:) February 24, 2019
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Alyssa

The hottest girl with the fattest ass
Alyssa has that fatty
by Dawg14 August 27, 2022
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Alyssa

Alyssa is the type of person that you connect with and instantly feel like you’ve known forever. Shes so loyal but it takes a while to earn her trust so if you do try not to lose it. She makes you laugh with everything she says and she’s so funny and really loves food. Her jokes can be so stupid but i doesn’t matter because her amazing personality makes it funny anyway. Alyssa is so gorgeous but she’ll never believe and she doesn’t do things for attention. She wants out of the spotlight but still wants to have amazing people in her life. You’re lucky if you have an Alyssa in your life and you should never trade her forever
Friend #1: Did you see that girl? She’s so beautiful and has the cutest laugh ever.

Friend #2: Yeah she must be an Alyssa!
by pussyboi March 3, 2019
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