kitten face

a situation caused by a large number of cum shots to the eyes,

when one wakes up from a long night, barely able to open their eyes like a newborn kitten.

"hey bro, you should go wash your crusty kitten face off."
"ooh, he so sweet, he can kitten face me any day."

by joseph melnick February 4, 2007

Kitten Play

Light hearted slang for hot and deeply passionate sexual intercourse between two individuals who have cat-like antics and grace.

Luke was mortified to hear about our kitten play last night.

by Lunpa April 10, 2008

Kitten Paranoia

Kitten Paranoia is the most paranoid of the kittens. Little does she know, she is not hidden under that tire. They know. I phoned home. That's right, paranoia, be afraid, be very BOO!

The air isn't safe. The water is contaminated. The food is tripe. Goodbye Kitty.

Kitten Paranoia jumped out the window at the sight of lint.

by Yuri January 26, 2005

Kitten Cabootle

The empty sack that is left over after the male kitten has been "fixed" or castrated.

The whole "Kitten cabootle".

by cat sack September 19, 2009

Kitten Pit

At a swinger party, three or more ladies in sexy lingerie (or naked) in a pile-up on a blanket on the floor (or another comfortable, open space)... licking, sucking, teasing, playing with each other's boobies and kitties. Toys, lotions, and body-paints add to the excitement. Mainly a "show" for others, so on-lookers are always welcome! Gets the guys aroused, but they cannot join the pit because they don't have a "kitty". At the end, the gals are usually naked, soaking wet, and ready for action!

Hubby: Honey, this year for Christmas, I want to see you in the middle of a kitten pit under the tree with Julie, Sue, Linda, and all the other hotties at the holiday party!

Wife: MMMMMeee-owwwww! That sounds hot, I'm already wet thinkin' about it!

by Just Sally January 1, 2011

kitten killer

a girl who masturbates alot.

God kills a kitten everytime u touch yourself you kitten killer hoe.

by ez4shez February 24, 2004

kitten baby

A girl that means the world to you. She's damn fine and gorgeous to all. She's a girl you wouldn't typically date because she's a freak in the sheets. However if you find yourself dating one of these unicorns known As kitten baby you better hold on tight because you're in the ride of your life in so many different ways!

Dude I can't wait get home so I can see my kitten baby and destroy her sexy kitten

by Swagness everdeen August 17, 2015