plank

An erection.

From "to have wood". Often used to announce morning wood.

I've got a plank!

by Manshenstein February 24, 2011

walk the plank

Using feet to masturbate a man.

He asked me to walk the plank again last night

by SluttySue November 25, 2007

ponk

the lesser-known collective word for gonads, like a 'pride of lions'

you act like you have a ponk of gonads

by squeakpwo January 26, 2009

plank stack

An accident, usually a trip or fall, caused by varying degrees of planktitude.

1) Jimmy had a plank stack because he totally didn't see the door was closed.
2) Jimmy plank stacked his car when he hit the gas instead of the brakes.

by h1ppyj0hn October 13, 2009

Plank couple

Two people planking on top of eachother face to face first one to fall off losses.

yo i had a plank couple yesterday

by Connor rim December 15, 2012

Plank-Wanker

An insult for a snow skier.

Get outta my way you damn plank-wanker, I'm tryna shred.

by lady killaz January 20, 2016

plank

someone who is dum and burns there arm hair off.

your such a plank

by guy65483 February 9, 2017