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plank

An erection.

From "to have wood". Often used to announce morning wood.
I've got a plank!
by Manshenstein February 24, 2011
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walk the plank

He asked me to walk the plank again last night
by SluttySue November 25, 2007
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ponk

the lesser-known collective word for gonads, like a 'pride of lions'
you act like you have a ponk of gonads
by squeakpwo January 26, 2009
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plank stack

An accident, usually a trip or fall, caused by varying degrees of planktitude.
1) Jimmy had a plank stack because he totally didn't see the door was closed.
2) Jimmy plank stacked his car when he hit the gas instead of the brakes.
by h1ppyj0hn October 13, 2009
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Plank couple

Two people planking on top of eachother face to face first one to fall off losses.
by Connor rim December 15, 2012
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Plank-Wanker

An insult for a snow skier.
Get outta my way you damn plank-wanker, I'm tryna shred.
by lady killaz January 20, 2016
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plank

someone who is dum and burns there arm hair off.
by guy65483 February 9, 2017
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