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Twat

Someone who excessively uses the popular social networking site, "Twitter". Also, someone who talks excessively of twittering tweets on Twitter, or uses other obnoxious words like Tweeple, Tweetup or Twictionary.
My Twitterati friends and I have been on Twitter way longer than you, Twerp.

That makes you a Twat, right?
by The (other) One March 15, 2009
mugGet the Twatmug.

twat

pregenant fish or just a complete fucking idiot
my fish is a stupid twat!
by jackmears January 6, 2007
mugGet the twatmug.

twatting

" i'm gonna go home and give the old girl a helluva twatting the night lads.she wont know whats gonna hit her!"
by captain perrins May 20, 2003
mugGet the twattingmug.

twat

1. n. A surprisingly, but not impressively unclean vagina. May be the effect of one or more sexually transmitted diseases or failure to clean and/or maintain during menstruation.

2. n. A casual or joking form of cunt.
As I wisped away the self-acclaimed virgin's pants, I was both disappointed and enlightened, for I instantly sensed a twat.
by Evan Flory January 31, 2007
mugGet the twatmug.

twat

"Did you see what I twat?"
"What's your Twitter username?"
by pingponggamer August 22, 2014
mugGet the twatmug.

Twat

A person lacking intelligence, with no sense of morality or common sense

Nickname for Donald Trump
by Miss_Sox February 17, 2017
mugGet the Twatmug.

Twat

Me: look at that twat
Joe: ugh hate it when those American hoe bags come here
Me: ikr, pricks
by Fuvkmeinacar February 4, 2021
mugGet the Twatmug.

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