Ziffle

Ziffle, a penguin character from the book Santa's Secret Penguin Spy by Nicole Cagle, Illustrated by Laura Reece

Ziffle is not just any penguin. He is a secret spy sent by an agency to help keep an eye on boys and girls expecting a Christmas Eve visit from Santa Claus. Ziffle needs to know just one thing—which children in the world are being naughty and which are being nice.

Ziffle is no elf. Armed with a cell phone with a direct line to Santa, he does not need a train, plane, or even wings to deliver his message. Ziffle can just text a name! But all the boys and girls know that if their mom or dad has to tell them twice, Ziffle has another secret spy device that allows Santa to see the entire human race from the comfort of his big chair at the North Pole.

In this enchanting holiday tale, a secret penguin spy partners with Santa to ensure that children around the world learn that it is always better to be nice than naughty!

Little Brats better watch out. Ziffle will tell Santa is you're being bad and you won't get any presents.

by The Mob Boss September 3, 2012

ziffle

ass pimples that give the flesh that rough pig flesh complexion --- like Arnold Ziffle (pig on Petticoat Junction).

Gee girl its a good thing I love banging Arnold Ziffle --- because you sure got a load of ziffles.

by dudelookslikeachimp February 24, 2008

zoffle

to wipe your cock on a posh bird's curtains

It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I zoffled those curtains like they'd never been zoffled before

by Raz124 July 15, 2008

ziffle

to clean a room very quickly, usually in anticipation for company and done in a group.

The bathroom isn't clean. Can you do a ziffle of the bathroom?

by e_wilk July 5, 2010

zaffled

When you are sitting in a Zoom lesson and you are absolutely baffled and the teacher is being a dick and not explaining anything, even though you asked a question.

Tash is zaffled

by massivedick69 November 3, 2020

Zoffle

A combination of Zoet and Waffle. Zoet meaning a a person who is observant, funny, and safe to trust. Waffle meaning a mysterious, shyness and caring personality. When these two types of people are together it feels like a safe heaven. They turn into a friendship called a Zoffle.

Person 1: "Hey I've seen you hanging out with Jaiden a lot. They're sort of like a Waffle aren't they?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah! They're really nice, I like hanging out with them"
Person 1: "Oh my God you guys are a Zoffle! Cause you're such a Zoet"
Person 2: "Me?? a Zoet? well I guess so!

by _Just_Me_duh_ November 30, 2021

Zuffer

One who is always talking, glazing, and constantly trying to make people laugh

That guy is a zuffer on god bruh

by Digga Callow December 19, 2023