Zeed

a very homophobic person whose goal is to rip your anal apart

Shit bruv, that man trailed me for 2 hours now. He might wanna zeed me.

by Bangbros554 September 17, 2021

Zeedep-skee

A guy with horrible luck in general, specifically with women. A zeedep-skee is only attracted to crazy women and lets these women walk all over him because he feels bad for them, but in the end, the Zeedep-skee is the one to be pitied.

When you want to see your girlfriend, but your car has broken down (random, bad luck problem) and she gets angry with you... and you apologize for your car breaking down...you're a Zeedep-skee.

by Fergrim May 30, 2004

zeedoostra

A unique way to pronounce the word, REDUCER, as in a gear reducer connected to a motor.

Imagine a two-way radio conversation between a maintenance worker and his supervisor:
"Greg, what is your location" ? "I'm near the Battery Shop,
by the zeedoostra" !

by Zooch June 19, 2008

zeed out

A state of body and mind achieved in the depths of a xanax binge. In this state the said person is pretty mellowed out, and usually has a hard time communicating.

Dude you need to chill out with those pills. Your hand is shaking, you can barely talk, you're fuckin zeed out man.

by O.G. LOC December 4, 2007

Zeresh

Name is originally derived from the bible. She is beautiful, charming, and doesn't say much until you get to know her. She's the kind of friend, who always listens, and never lets you down. She's a fun loving girl, loves to go shopping, is totally awesome!

That girl is so awesome and sexy!

She's such a zeresh !

by Unique-names04 September 23, 2009

Zerena

the sexiest mf alive on planet uranus. She's better than all your hoes and that's on PERIODT. Boys called Ryan should totally love her and worship her like the goddess she is.

Ryan: Look at how beautiful Zerena is, I think i'm in love with her.

by itsurgurlraven October 31, 2020

zebedee

A bizarre characher in the 1970's britsh childrens show "The Magic Roundabout", who was half man half coiled spring and who leapt about everywhere. Widely believed to have represented a cocaine or speed dealer. (The Magic Roundabout had many drug refernces for those of you who havnt seen it)

And then zebedee appeared. "Hello Zebedee" said Florence

by slangman February 19, 2004