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Zambon

an extremely slutty yet stunningly sexy homosexual man who doesn't know anything. Also refers to an action gerally referred to as "slutty."
"He is such a Zambon! Look at him pull that Menard!"
by spongebobnopants March 15, 2003
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Zambon

Italien surname...Pronounced as written

It is not people that sneak up on Catholic school girls cause as we all know it is them who sneak up on us!!!

The term homosexual can NOT to be applied to Zambons in general, as it is the personal preference of each Zambon what sexuality he/she would like to be.
Joe Zambon is not a gay who creeps up on catholic school girls
by Joedetic April 2, 2005
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Zamboner

When you're riding your zamboni but then you get a random boner
I saw a hot ice skater while I was cleaning the ice so I got a zamboner
by K Jensen March 11, 2015
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Zambon

A slut who like to make catholic school girls cry. He also like to senak up from the side, stick his cock in your ear, and then climax. He is also a fan of quadruple penetration.
I'll pull a Zambon on your ear!
by SLUT NOTORIOUS March 16, 2003
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Zambon

A small type of African drum. You whack it and it go bon, hence the name Zambon. Well, actually we don't know where Zam comes from, but we're sure it comes from somewhere
he was banging that Zambon like there was no tommorow. Wait, that sounds wrong.
by A person September 14, 2004
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zamboner ride

Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni.
Hey baby, why don't you stop by the rink later on and I'll give you a Zamboner Ride.
by ElMonoDelMar August 29, 2007
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Zamboner

The act of using your erect penis to spread your jizz across a person’s body, in a similar fashion to the eponymously trademarked ice-rink cleaning invention by Frank Zamboni
Tony gave me a zamboner last night. It took me hours to clean everything off
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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