your mum

usually really gay and likes smelling poopoo.

well its your mom
a popular joke among depressed 8 year olds

"WE DID YOUR MUM LAST NIGHT"

by stanky cooch April 16, 2019

your mum

a word used to amuse yourself and make others angry

Q. yo ghee what are you doing
A. your mum

Q. who are you texting

A. your mum
A. she is teaching me maori

A.oi my maori teachers hot as ahha

by your' mum June 16, 2018

your mum

part one of the greatest insult ever created

your mum touches kids

by eadipus February 29, 2004

your mum

1. The person who gave birth to you. That is unless you: are a clone, a testube baby, a beaker baby, have homosexual parents.
2. An insult of the highest order that can be used for any comeback you can think of.

Bob: "You're a fag Bill, a FAG!"
Bill: "Your mum!"

by PotatoChip May 23, 2003

your mum

An insult used by townies and rejects, their mother is usually an alcoholic on crack and addicted to cough drops.

Person 1. You faggot!
Person 2. Err...Umm...Well, your mum!

by Hado-Ken July 13, 2004

your mum

a simple and effective way to end an argument and often confusing

them: u are such a fat ugly bastard
you: well yeh, YA MUM!!

by kRyStLe July 13, 2003

your mum

An absolute slag. Also under the definition list for fat whore.

I got jiggy with your mum last night.

i.e.

I got jiggy with an absolute slag last night.

by dututtyyy October 17, 2006