your mum
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Widespread, ineffective insult globally used by townies, kevs and their offspring. Used as a counter insult by citizens with the I.Q of a bucket of sewage water (and the B.O of one)
Your mum originated, presumably, in the UK, which just adds another thing to the list that we'll be embarrased we thought of when we look back at this 10 years from now
Your mum is effectively dead towards punks, grungers, and emos, and ironically has been added to their arsenal of townie impressions.
However, mentioning 'your mum' to a townie or similar missing link of the gene code may result in serious bodily harm, so if you do have to insult them, use words with more than 6 letters to leave them stunned and confused.
Your mum originated, presumably, in the UK, which just adds another thing to the list that we'll be embarrased we thought of when we look back at this 10 years from now
Your mum is effectively dead towards punks, grungers, and emos, and ironically has been added to their arsenal of townie impressions.
However, mentioning 'your mum' to a townie or similar missing link of the gene code may result in serious bodily harm, so if you do have to insult them, use words with more than 6 letters to leave them stunned and confused.
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Your Mum
'Your Mum' is the original english version of the insult. The American readers among us will be more accustomed to 'Your Momma.' The insuslt can be added as a come back (though not a very good one) to any insult. The comeback does not have to be related in any way to the insult and can be completely incoherent.
your mum
Something you can say:
1. Just for the plain the hell of it
2. To answer questions you can't be fucked answering
3. To answer questions you don't want to answer
Another version of your mum is 'your mom'. But I'm Australian soo yeah.
1. Just for the plain the hell of it
2. To answer questions you can't be fucked answering
3. To answer questions you don't want to answer
Another version of your mum is 'your mom'. But I'm Australian soo yeah.
Example 1
*awkward silence*
Me: Your mum.
Example 2
Marie: What's the answer for question 14?
Me: Your mum.
Example 3
Marie: Who do you have a crush on?
Me: Your mum.
*awkward silence*
Me: Your mum.
Example 2
Marie: What's the answer for question 14?
Me: Your mum.
Example 3
Marie: Who do you have a crush on?
Me: Your mum.
your mum by Your mum. :D February 28, 2009
Your Mum
Contrary to the above suggestions the term "your mum" is not actually officially an insult. In fact, in many situations it can be seen as a very honourable compliment. For example, if someone calls your mum a "hottie", you can revel in the knowledge that you were first out of all your friends to be in her (provided none of your friends have entered her previous to your birth, might be best to check first). Additionally, your mum might be called "loose" and a "fucking slag" which are street terms for being a good listener.
However, there are certainly usages which can be deemed offensive, as we can see below in the examples. In fact, the British government split the term into 5 classes in the "Your Mum" parliamentary act of 1923. Use of a level 5 can lead to unlimited fines and/or a prison sentence of 20 years. Community service for a level 4 usage is compulsory, servicing 40+ year old mums to 'keep them fresh'.
(History)
The term was first coined by early Christians after the Bible story in Bernard 3:19, in which Jesus is a teenager just beginning his forages into carpentry and the bush. In the account he is bullied by a gang of locals nicknamed 'The Disciplz', who continually shout abuse and throw pasties at his knees . Eventually, Jesus tires of the pastry-related insults and hits back with his best friend Foreskin, cornering the Disciplz and threatening them with a badger. His tormentors are reluctant to repent until Jesus speaks the most momentous words that possibly the whole world has ever heard...
"Your mothers are all very much like the Romans. They are strong, valiant and innovatice, and they all wear skirts that show their willies."
In the story the Disciplz immediately fall to their knees and pledge allegiance to Jesus, scratching their elbows with shortcake as was the age-old tradition and not leaving his side for 20 more years, not even to go to the loo.
Inevitably the usage grew from that point but the term has been somewhat tainted by popular culture and Richard and Judy. We can only pray that those who use it correctly shall be rewarded with the "Second Coming (Of Your Mum)"...
However, there are certainly usages which can be deemed offensive, as we can see below in the examples. In fact, the British government split the term into 5 classes in the "Your Mum" parliamentary act of 1923. Use of a level 5 can lead to unlimited fines and/or a prison sentence of 20 years. Community service for a level 4 usage is compulsory, servicing 40+ year old mums to 'keep them fresh'.
(History)
The term was first coined by early Christians after the Bible story in Bernard 3:19, in which Jesus is a teenager just beginning his forages into carpentry and the bush. In the account he is bullied by a gang of locals nicknamed 'The Disciplz', who continually shout abuse and throw pasties at his knees . Eventually, Jesus tires of the pastry-related insults and hits back with his best friend Foreskin, cornering the Disciplz and threatening them with a badger. His tormentors are reluctant to repent until Jesus speaks the most momentous words that possibly the whole world has ever heard...
"Your mothers are all very much like the Romans. They are strong, valiant and innovatice, and they all wear skirts that show their willies."
In the story the Disciplz immediately fall to their knees and pledge allegiance to Jesus, scratching their elbows with shortcake as was the age-old tradition and not leaving his side for 20 more years, not even to go to the loo.
Inevitably the usage grew from that point but the term has been somewhat tainted by popular culture and Richard and Judy. We can only pray that those who use it correctly shall be rewarded with the "Second Coming (Of Your Mum)"...
Level 1 - Much favoured usage in the Western world
'Your mum has a massive cock and I am going to stick it in my mouth and inflate her already huge face. She is a slag and you know it.'
Level 2 - A passable compliment
'I would love to take your mum out sometime and penetrate her, if that is ok with you'
Level 3 - Risky, preferably used behind closed doors
'Your mum likes chocolates because they are the same colour as my poo'
Level 4 - Offensive and nasty use - would make me cry
'Your mum is an idiot. She has the IQ of an elf.'
Level 5 - You must be a mental
'Your mum is a M*ll*rd Duck'
'Your mum has a massive cock and I am going to stick it in my mouth and inflate her already huge face. She is a slag and you know it.'
Level 2 - A passable compliment
'I would love to take your mum out sometime and penetrate her, if that is ok with you'
Level 3 - Risky, preferably used behind closed doors
'Your mum likes chocolates because they are the same colour as my poo'
Level 4 - Offensive and nasty use - would make me cry
'Your mum is an idiot. She has the IQ of an elf.'
Level 5 - You must be a mental
'Your mum is a M*ll*rd Duck'
your mum
incorrect usage:
look at that fat b@!#$%£
erm ur mum
correct usage:
what are you doing tonite?
im doin your mum
i did her yesterday
is she good?
yes shes got a bucket!
mmm tasty
this conversation is not very funny in itself, the comedy comes from the way it is said and also the fact that your takin the p#£% out of someone who would say it for real
look at that fat b@!#$%£
erm ur mum
correct usage:
what are you doing tonite?
im doin your mum
i did her yesterday
is she good?
yes shes got a bucket!
mmm tasty
this conversation is not very funny in itself, the comedy comes from the way it is said and also the fact that your takin the p#£% out of someone who would say it for real
your mum by jimbob the great October 25, 2006