Yonking

To expose ones self to young female coworkers while they are using the copy machine

Eric is totally yonking that new intern

by coolio1981 February 3, 2010

Yolking

the act of deliberately wasting time while having other important responsibilities; most specifically related to academic obligations.

example #1- I have a midterm tomorrow but I'm just yolking.

example #2- I am a college student; yolkin' is my major.

by Ray2008 May 27, 2008

yolking

another word for joking, except its more funny right

"don't worry guys, I'm just yolking!"

by sceneva September 7, 2022

Yacking it

A colloquial term for masturbation, or slapping the salami.

What do you think Dave is doing at home? Eh, he’s probably Yacking it.

by Kordon Geith July 29, 2020

yick yacking

Annoying whimsical chatter, making no real conversation, similar to that of background noise. To talk idly or incessantly. The southern version of the words is yik-yak.

Don't worry honey, you don't have to listen, i'm just a yick yacking.

by Cynthia and Wayne April 15, 2011

yoking

To play a joke without the other person knowing about it. Doesn't always have to mean a joke played on by another person but can also refer to any crappy situation in general.

Yoking is different than pranking in the way that it is like a prank, except pranking depends more on the actions of the other person and physical encounters, while yoking is more of like a joke.

Example #1:

John: "Where the hell is my bag?"
Bill: "I don't know dude, I think Sam hid it somewhere."
John: "You got to be yoking me, I have English homework to do!"

Example #2:

Jane: "Where is Sam with my cell phone?"
Jill: "I think he brought it with him on his trip to New York"
Jane: "You have to be yoking me"

Example #3:

Classic yoke:

-Dave chooses to walk home to school which is about 2 kilometers
-Starts to rain
Dave thinks you got to be yoking him right now

by TheCrazedOne September 23, 2014

Youking

The act of screaming for Kevin Youkilis of the Boston Red Sox. Only a true SOX fan can Youk to the fullest.

"I hope he hits a two run homer so we can Youk for longer!"

"Man did you hear those girls Youking?! They were terrible!"

by lallalalalalalllalalala April 25, 2010