When 2 of your friends somehow know each other, and from your perspective, its so random and feels like there's no way they could've known each other ever.
(Patrick seeing Jane and Nathan walking together)
Patrick: ...what?? how do you two know each other. you're both from two completely different groups and classes.
Jane: We both work at Subway.
Nathan: And we go to the same church.
Patrick: ......WTF. Never thought you two would know each other. Damn random Friend Wormholes.
Patrick: ...what?? how do you two know each other. you're both from two completely different groups and classes.
Jane: We both work at Subway.
Nathan: And we go to the same church.
Patrick: ......WTF. Never thought you two would know each other. Damn random Friend Wormholes.
by randomthinker9 March 21, 2010
Get the Friend Wormhole mug.A geek obsession that results in countless lost hours exhausting every aspect of trivia related to the niche subject.
A compulsive preoccupation, at times against your will, with the minutiae of a particular topic within geek culture.
A compulsive preoccupation, at times against your will, with the minutiae of a particular topic within geek culture.
Danny receives an email from Hot Topic announcing a ”50% Off Clearance Items” sale. Danny examines Hot Topic web site and stumbles upon a “G.I. Joe Bazooka Jersey T-Shirt.” Danny suffers spaz attack and places order. Levels of spaz in blood stream remain high impelling Danny to:
1) excavate vintage Bazooka action figure
2) rewatch episode of G.I. Joe Resolute wherein Bazooka dies
3) youtube classic G.I. Joe episodes in which Bazooka appears
4) scour old Marvel G.I. Joe comics for inclusions of Bazooka
5) prepare blog entry about Bazooka
Friend to Danny: "You fell in a Bazooka Wormhole. What's it look like on the other side?"
The subject matter can vary greatly but the course of events is similar. A specific aspect of geek culture catches your fancy and before you know it you have exhausted every square centimeter of trivia related to this parent specimen. You do not stop for nourishment until you have achieved professorial status in that particular subject.
1) excavate vintage Bazooka action figure
2) rewatch episode of G.I. Joe Resolute wherein Bazooka dies
3) youtube classic G.I. Joe episodes in which Bazooka appears
4) scour old Marvel G.I. Joe comics for inclusions of Bazooka
5) prepare blog entry about Bazooka
Friend to Danny: "You fell in a Bazooka Wormhole. What's it look like on the other side?"
The subject matter can vary greatly but the course of events is similar. A specific aspect of geek culture catches your fancy and before you know it you have exhausted every square centimeter of trivia related to this parent specimen. You do not stop for nourishment until you have achieved professorial status in that particular subject.
by CantinaDan January 19, 2010
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When an insignificant curiosity starts on Wikipedia and becomes an involved series of following links within wiki pages to other pages, until you can no longer remember where you even began. Hence, the wiki-wormhole effect.
"I have been caught in a never ending wiki-wormhole!
How did that happen?
Good old fashioned procrastination, my friend."
How did that happen?
Good old fashioned procrastination, my friend."
by paperballet December 14, 2009
Get the wiki-wormhole mug.Theoretical method of faster than light travel, made popular through use in many science fiction texts including Stargate. Describes a subspace 'tunnel' created between two points in space that dramatically reduces the time required to travel between them. While potentially plausible under some scientific theories including relativity, there's no way to know if wormholes actually exist, or can be created.
by Greg May 1, 2004
Get the wormhole mug.A phenomenon that has a way of completly absorbing the attention of its user. It usually has a flat surface, it is some sort of technological device, it illuminates bright colors from its surface, and is usually connected to the information superhighway.
I told Esmeralda my entire day today; fom the coffee I spilled on myself this morning to my car wreck on the way home tonight. It wasn't until after I saw her staring down at her phone that I realized she was in the wormhole and did not hear a thing I said!
by Pablo the poolboy February 17, 2013
Get the wormhole mug.adj; the act of placing two men's penises in a chinese finger trap
n; two men's penises in a chinese finger trap
n; two men's penises in a chinese finger trap
Dude, me and my boy wormholed the other day, his girl jerked both of us off with one hand, at the same time.
by Mike the Sparrow August 14, 2012
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Example 1:
Media poster: "I'm getting married!"
Wormholer: "Congratulations! I'm so happy for you. "
Media poster: "Dude. That was six years ago. We got divorced."
Wormholer: "Sup"
Example 2:
Media poster: "I think I'll get sushi tonight."
Wormholer: "Sweet. Whatcha gonna get?"
Media poster: "Huh?"
Media poster: "I'm getting married!"
Wormholer: "Congratulations! I'm so happy for you. "
Media poster: "Dude. That was six years ago. We got divorced."
Wormholer: "Sup"
Example 2:
Media poster: "I think I'll get sushi tonight."
Wormholer: "Sweet. Whatcha gonna get?"
Media poster: "Huh?"
by Rick Rocks November 5, 2013
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