woody fingers

Woody fingers is a term used by players at a poker table to describe a dealer they are not happy with - they are indicating that the dealer who may be male or female is not shuffling the cards correctly - they have woody fingers and the cards are remaining un-shuffled throughout the game. It is not so much a way of cheating as more of an indication of an incompetent dealer

'The Dealer on this game is terrible, Millie has told him ten times to cut the cards different but he doesn't- he's like a robot, the guy has woody fingers for sure'

'Mickey got so fed up with that woody fingers dealer he ended up ripping the cards up and swearing at him'

by GamblersRamblers January 4, 2014

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Woomy

translates to "Booyah" in Kid-Squid

*gets a splat*
Woomy!

by TheMainQuarter October 18, 2015

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Wooly bobos

Slang term for testicles. More than likely it is an unshaven, unkempt, not manscaped pair of testicles. Hence the wooly.

In the summer I need to be careful prior to sitting. Don't want to accidently crush my wooly bobos.

by M_Dubz152 June 9, 2023

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Woomy

The common greeting of an intellectual whist playing Splatoon.

Average Joe: Hey, how's the Turf War going?
You: WOOMY

by ZuliMemetions June 6, 2018

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King Woofy

Leadership or dominance. The state or condition of being superior to all.

King Woofy - (Ascendancy) Guidance or leading the pack.

by King Woofy November 24, 2019

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Woodyard

The location of wood behind the Ag-Building at West Muskingum High School

"Fuck Showalter, Get to the WOODYARD!"

"Jones, are you wearing safety glasses?" "Yes." "NO your not! Get to the WOODYARD!"

"Sheets, I don't want to hear your bitching, now get to the WOODYARD!"

"Awww Hell! Shumate, Out of the WOODYARD, and off your ass and on your knees!"

"Kanka, Ball, Helser, quit being queer, and get to the WOODYARD!"

"Showalter, did you make a facebook account with my name? Your kicked out of the WOODYARD forever!"

by Joshua Showalter May 24, 2008

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