woodser

A popular Greek date function or mixer event. Typically involves a bonfire, kegs, and live music. It will usually be held on a farm, a large field, or a clearing in the woods.

Attire may consist of boots, cowboy hats, camo, or any other fratty attire.

I took my sorostitute girlfriend on the Phi Kappa Tau Woodser!

by Fratdaddy99 January 11, 2009

Wooden philosopher

A person that tells you strong opinions they have despite knowing nothing of the topic: translation from the Bulgarian phrase (дървен философ)

My dad fell asleep in the beginning of the movie but he is a wooden philosopher and said he hated it.

by JPFROMNAPLES January 6, 2019

wooden pussy

Derived from the Italian: sei figa de legno - You've got a pole up your arse. (Literally translates as you have a wooden pussy). A frigid woman, stuck-up, in terms of refusing sex.

"Don't take any wooden pussy" that can be heard at the end of the 1979 movie "The Wanderers" by Philip Kaufman.

Girl: that chick is hot.
Guy: I guess, but she looks like she has a wooden pussy.

by Marcuse Treichler July 26, 2012

woodsnuckery

Banter / the description of words written or spoken in jest which may not be entirely serious despite the person in the act of woodsnuckery trying to suggest otherwise.

To suggest that "Steve Cotterill is the best young manager outside of the premiership." is surely blatant woodsnuckery.

by Longsider January 12, 2008

Into the Woodsed

When you go to see a movie for a specific character or actor, and they die within the first 10-15 minutes of the movie.

I went to go see Into The Woods, and The Wolf died ten minutes in. I got into the woodsed.

I went to go see The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies for Smaug, but he died 10 minutes into the movie. I got into the woodsed.

by Nygmobblepot December 27, 2014

little wooden boy

In the cartoon series "the Tick", his sidekick Arthur deserted him, so the Tick made his very own sidekick out of broken pieces of wood, with nails for eyes.

Tick: Little Wooden Boy! you can take him! *throws him at the enemy's face*

by ArchDevil November 3, 2003

wooden kimono

coffin. invented/ polularized by Tom Waits.

have you seen Jimmy?

man, you haven't heard? Jimmy is in a wooden kimono these days, 6 feet under.

by s c p May 10, 2005