Woodpeckered

When a male is extremely awful at sex/fingering a girl and proceeds to move his dick/fingers in a similar movement to the way a woodpecker pecks at a tree, regardless of the fact that the female is quite obviously not enjoying it.

Girl 1 "So how was sex with jared last night?"

Girl 2 "Do not even ask, he woodpeckered me all night and I felt zero pleasure"

by Pugloverrr February 15, 2015

Woodpecker

When you stick your pecker in the tree trunk and you fuck it, and then take a poop in the tree hole, and then fuck it again.

Last nights woodpeckin situation was crazy. Super brown. Kinda stinky, but we made it work. I am the finest woodpecker round this town. Believe it buddy.

by Stinky Onion Licker March 1, 2022

Woodpecker

A thot that only sucks dick in the morning so she pecks the morning wood

"Man that thot was she's a woodpecker"

by Jookson910 September 15, 2018

woodpecker

A hard penis.

I stabbed her a new hole with my Woody Woodpecker.

by urban pervert April 4, 2003

woodpecker

When a male is engaging in sexual intercource with a female partner, he turns her upside down in a headstand postion. He the proceeds to step on her chin and spread her legs. At this point he performs rapid cunnilingius on her.

Girl 1: Hey, why is your neck so crooked?

Girl 2: Oh, Pat gave me the woodpecker last night.

Girl 1: Damn, that guy is hot.

Girl 2: Yup

by Patrick Gora October 9, 2006

Woodpecker

Heading a football downwards and again on its rebound. Like a "Keep up" in football but with the head and propelling the ball downwards rather than up.

Look at Henry over there, he's just broken the Woodpeckering World Record with 4 woodpeckers!

by Jon Molby September 4, 2023

Woodpeckered

(Past tense verb). To speak in an unclear, fragmented manner, usually word-to-word, rather than in proper sentences. People might speak like this while enraged, nervous, hesitant, or off their head on alcohol.

"Shut. Shut. Shut the hell up.", woodpeckered Steve.

by Callus_was_me_all_along March 17, 2022