Ass Womper

Adjective; person who is in the action of, or has put something on the ground and then jumped in the air and landed on it with teir ass

verb; ass womping - to be in the action of landing on some thing with your ass

johnny is such a ass womper
or
you better watch out before i ass womp you

by MAK def April 2, 2005

wopperjod

Crooked. Misaligned or uneven. Askew. Also spelled whopperjawed.

That rabbit is wopperjod.

by carlgrubenierre June 5, 2010

wopper

a burger made out of italians.

i'm hungry, dude. let's go by greasebag's and get us some woppers.

by hawaiian dicking May 14, 2009

wopper

A black chick with blonde pubes.

Man I fucked this ho Shaniqua last night, she was iight 'cept she was a hella wopper.

by cumshotcutie August 19, 2003

womper

Its pretty much what ever you can imagine... Can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, whateva you want. Mostly used to take place of naughty words.

That destiny sure knows how to womper up a good one.
Boys like to womper girls.
Womper is one of the three main food groups.
Your wompering it longer.

by jnsamr4924 November 30, 2010

womperjog

Out of allignment, just not right, all messed up and backwards.

I woke up and my ahir was all womperjogged. They robbed my house and all my stuff is womperjogged.

by Erin C October 22, 2003

wopper

someone who is half black & half italian
wop/nigger =wopper

by mike August 21, 2003