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Wally Womper

The most British way to call someone a cock sucker.
Sir, take that cock out of your mouth! Do you want people calling you a wally womper?
by OleHickory! November 29, 2016
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Ass Womper

Adjective; person who is in the action of, or has put something on the ground and then jumped in the air and landed on it with teir ass

verb; ass womping - to be in the action of landing on some thing with your ass
johnny is such a ass womper
or
you better watch out before i ass womp you
by MAK def April 2, 2005
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Walsack Wolly Womper

When you Wolly Womp the Walsack. You will need:
*A loud, Caucasian, Spanish-speaking male.
*A local Wal-Mart.
*And some lead-based Chinese toys.

Head over to the Wal-Mart and find the cleaning aisle.
Then proceed to insert the lead-based toys into the Walsack's anal cavity. And then have the Walsack ghost ride the whip in the Wal-Mart Parking lot shouting obscene Mexican phrases. The pain from the lead-based chinese toys stretching and tearing his anus will be incentive enough.
Man 1: Look Mr. Walsack, lead-based Chinese toys.

Man 2: NO! Not the Walsack Wolly Womper!?!?
by Sean139 October 23, 2007
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Gnarly Womper

A term used by drug children, referring to a snowboard trail or terrain park line, it means insane and usually full of pow.
YO DUDE, bout to go hit some GNARLY WOMPERS! And the hit my sick VAPE.
by 420 vape lord May 10, 2016
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Wiggle Womper

Someone who hooks up with lots of different people for cuddling, not sex.
- Clarissa is such a slut.
- Nah, she's just a wiggle womper.
by XbesiegeX October 18, 2016
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Florida Womper

A Florida womper is a crazy crack head that can’t decide over crack and tweak
This dude named Kyle is a Florida Womper
by KvngSkitzo July 15, 2020
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woperchild

Wo-per-child

Woperchild is the politically correct way to say woman.

The reasoning is as follows:

Wo-"man" is not ok because it has man in it. So you say, "wo-person." But you can't say per-"son" because son is too male dominant. So you say per-child.

Hence, woperchild. Guaranteed not to offend even lesbian per-children of color.
Some of my woperchildren friends were helping me last night to feel shame about the fact that I am a heterosexual white male devil.
by vox monitor July 21, 2005
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