wizzie

The name of my cat. Short for "Wizard". He is the cutest little kitty cat in thewhole entire woyld!

Wizzie equals a cat.!!!!!! AW A CART!!!!

by evam July 25, 2004

wizzy

almighty being of the clockcrew. the clocks bow to his creation and the heavens shake with just one word of this magnificent clock

wizard clock

by tom March 31, 2004

wizzies

another name for scissors.

go grab the wizzies I wanna cut out this add.

by Trumpetcatz July 30, 2003

Jizzy Wizzy

‘noun’ When the Male Sex Organ exhibits a double event during REM sleep. The penis ejaculates sperm while also excreting urine. ‘Jizzy’ referring to ejaculation and ‘Wizzy’ referring to urination.

Charlie: Man last night was mad, I had a jizzy wizzy while dreaming about having sex with a dead horse while also needing a piss.

by JizzoWizzo April 19, 2020

Wizzie

To take a selfie while urinating!!
It's a mixture of the word "selfie" and the word "whiz"

I am going to send a snapchat of this "wizzie" to all my friends.

by Csl224lfe December 3, 2015

wizzi world

a person(s) being in a state or blitz or stupidity.

Person 1: Yo, Man is he in wizzi world?
Person 2: Ya man.

by Mike Wiz September 20, 2007

wizzy jizz

the first piss a man takes after ejaculation. the beginning of the piss will have some of the ejaculation in it before the actual urine comes out

he took a wizzy jizz after blowing a load on his girlfriends back while sleeping

by tbar May 20, 2008