Think with his fists

A person who prefers to use violence to logical thought is said to think with his fists.

The Lieutenant thought that Officer White was a thug who would think with his fists!

by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016

fuck em with a chainsaw

This describes extreme hostility toward others.

They say we're the losers, well fuck em with a chainsaw!

by I, Wreckerrr March 27, 2017

3 Piece with Soda

3 punch combination; a reference to KFCs 3 piece chicken meal. Popularized by UFCfighter Jorge Masvidal after being interrupted in his interview by Leon Edwards.

Appropriate response when someone is talking shit.

He started talking shit so I gave him a 3 piece with soda and slid outta there

by JustBleedGuy March 20, 2019

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

Popularized by the movie, "The Heathers", this phrase is said in response to a request one deems impossible or absurd (much like being gently fucked with a chainsaw). It's basically a way of showing someone how ridiculous what they've just asked sounds.

Ex.
Veronica: “Why can’t we talk to other kinds of people?”
Heather Chandler: “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?”

Dylan: "Hey Nick can I borrow your car once its out of the shop?"
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. You crashed it just last week!"

by Cotbumm July 21, 2016

Dry Cereal with a Fork

The best way to eat cereal, I will not accept constructive criticism.

“Hey how do you eat cereal?”
“Dry and with a fork.”
“Ayyyy, dry cereal with a fork!”

by Cowboy_ May 28, 2021

how to spot a witch

A witch will have some or all of these. The more they have the more likely they are a witch. So watch out

1) A keen sense of smell
2) Large nostrils
3) Check them for moles

4) Big feet (size 8 or above)
5) Tall for a woman (5' 6" or taller)
6) Burpy

7) Dry wrinkled hands
8) Dry scratchy feet

9) Saggy breasts
10) Wears lots of animal print

11) Pointy nose

12) Skinny

Follow these simply rules of how to spot a witch 🧙 ♀️

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

caught with his hand in the nookie jar

This describes a man caught in a sex scandal with women.

The show host was caught with his hand in the nookie jar and fired.

by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2017