Winnipeg

the only place to have the following seasons.
almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.
also called winterpeg.

pep1:god damn winnipeg is cold.
pep2:thats cause your in winterpeg.

by Xrith November 30, 2004

winnernet

an version of the internet which anybody who has ever commented on a youtube video cannot access.

in other words, a series of tubes which are clogged for anyone who doesn't deserve to squirm through them.

man, i wish the winnernet actually existed!1!

by my pet dinosaur August 20, 2007

Winnipeg Hot pocket

Filling a vagina with snow and having intercourse, making it a semeny slush.

J: Cloe is a real bitch
B: Yeah, I just wish I could give her a Winnipeg Hot pocket
J: won't your dick get cold?

B: worth it

by KevinFaun October 1, 2017

Winnipeg

The Slurpee Capital of the World.

Where were Slurpees originally from? Winnipeg!

by Criken (Canada Version) July 23, 2010

Winnipeg Handshake

Smashing a beer bottle on the ground and jabbing it toward someone with a hand shaking motion.

I lipped this guy off so he jumped out of the back of his car and greeted me with a Winnipeg Handshake.

by Lingus April 5, 2006

Winnipeg Handshake

The pop culture definition of a stabbing in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Referring to the act of attacking someone with a knife.

Man, I really hate that guy, if I see him again I'll give him a Winnipeg Handshake.

by Shyfted April 11, 2011

Winnipeg

Home of people who don't know how to fcking merge

Some Winnipeg Types of Mergers;

Merger Type One; *has an entire merge lane to the left* BUT *stops at the yield sign at the beginning of lane *

Merger Type Two; *actually but slowly moves up the merge lane but decides to stop and turn blinker on but not move when someone makes space; waits to all cars go by*

Merger Type Three; the "buddy what the fck are you doing"

by Kwink017 October 28, 2018