Windy Anchor

When an Indy has gone so far with being "whipped", that he is said to be both "whipped" and "anchored" (being anchored is a horrible state that affects approximately 40% of males who find themselves anchored in the friendzone). The combination of the two create a Windy Anchor.
It also sounds close to "wanker" which is hilarious

"We just went shopping together so she could buy underwear to impress her boyfriend"
"Man, you're such a windy anchor!"

by SirReginaldPinderwickel November 16, 2012

Watch-Winder

Masturbating while wearing a watch that contains an automatic movement, so as to charge the watch movement.

John would rather stay home and watch porn, he is such a Watch-Winder.

by Cheetos-stained T-Shirt July 9, 2011

Windy City Shitter

Blowjob in a porta-potty

At the Bears game, I got a Windy City Shitter from this drunk chick during tailgating.

by oifredleg March 5, 2011

Windy City Whistle

The act of blowing air into another person’s asshole

Hey baby, flip over and let me give you a Windy City Whistle

by Pharr February 23, 2019

Windy Bitch

Somebody who is scared to get out and face the wind or any inclement weather.

John "Hey I'd like to go outside and play football but the weather is really bad out there"

Jimmy "Dude stop being a windy bitch"

by Detroits Dagen December 13, 2010

Windy City Flyer

Nickname of the Chicago Bears Devin Hester.

The Windy City Flyer goes 84 yards for a touchdown!!

by Pirate Pete September 11, 2006

Windex

A tasty treat for you and your imaginary friends! Kids love it, teens love it, children love it! Put it in your cooking or drink it on it's own, it has endless possibilities just at the touch of your smooth, supple fingertips!

Frankbert: "Hello my good friend Jacoby Theodore, would you be currently interested in consuming Windex this noon?"

Jacoby: " Oh yes my close amigo Frankbert McGillian, I am indeed feeling quite peckish for the delectable substance known as Windex!"

by triadix November 7, 2019