When an Indy has gone so far with being "whipped", that he is said to be both "whipped" and "anchored" (being anchored is a horrible state that affects approximately 40% of males who find themselves anchored in the friendzone). The combination of the two create a Windy Anchor.
It also sounds close to "wanker" which is hilarious

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20