Wimpie

Wimpie known in Greek mythology...
It has been told over the ages that a person known as Wimpie walks comes down from the heavens and walk among the mortals and seduces the local women and his closest friends' mother figures...
This Adonnis can usually be spotted easily, he is extremely good looking and has a large reproductive organ, which the last person who has seen it has gone blind by the sheer pleasure it has brought...
The only way you can get rid of this sexy beast is the give him the town's most beautiful maiden and hope hes satisfied!!

Ted : Man you see that Wimpie coming, I think we should leave...he has a huge penis

Vicky : If I didnt know beter I would have thought you were the legendary Wimpie I heard about...
Wimpie : Why would you think that?
Vicky : Cause you got a huge penis and you are rougedly handsome

by ashmanapola May 3, 2009

wiminz

havish for saying "women"

i be hittin wiminz up from behind and poof .. i throw it in the anis .. one!

by secks August 5, 2003

Womping

The act of dancing to dub-step music.

Dude I feel horrible today...way too much womping last night at that Ghostland concert!

by Schlutty April 21, 2011

Poor Wiping Syndrome

The awkward experience of having an itchy butthole due to poor wiping after an mammoth shit.

John - Ahh dude, I've got the itchiest butthole...

Martin - Poor Wiping Syndrome?

John - Totally...

(John waddles off)

by worriedsmiley.com June 16, 2011

nigger wamping

Rap music made by black rappers listened to with the base turned up ridiculously high.

I was outside when an old piece of shit Cutlass with 35" rims, full of ghetto thugs, rolled past and they had that nigger wamping shit blasting

by GhettoCruiser May 18, 2010

wiping of the ass

a funny but crude way of saying "no problem" or "business as usual".

"Hey you fixed that problem like no sweat!"

"Yep, all part of the wiping of the ass, my friend."

by Sascha Dinkelmann November 26, 2005

Wimpify

to make something wimpy

Was Stephenie Meyer's goal in life to wimpify vampires?

by ALynnJ42 July 3, 2009