Wisconsin Windshield Wiper

to have sex doggystyle and pull out, cum all over the girls back and spread it all over back and forth

i totally wisconsin windshield wipered that chick

by spaulding123123 June 10, 2010

no wiper

a shit which requires virtually no wiping at all

EDDIE: hey man, i thought you went to take a shit

PIERCE: yeah dude im done, it was a no wiper

by ronnie_e November 5, 2010

Wivenhoe

A small village in Essex where all the kids smoke pot. Also known as 'The Hoe'

I'm goin down Wivenhoe to get me some pot.

by Beanius September 6, 2008

no wiper

a dump that leaves behind no trace of the act

we're out of t.p. good thing that was a no wiper

by kipling January 31, 2005

Jizz wall wiper

Where someone masturbates and ejaculates but holds the keeps the fresh semen at the top of his bellend and then wipes it on the wall.

I am Andrew and I am a Jizz Wall Wiper

by j_ball13 November 23, 2011

wiger

I true wiger has ancestors who wore little white wigs.

A person of royal descent. Typically of the european or cockasian persuasion.
Either a slave to money and power, or a wannabe slave to money and power.

Typically a loser who measures their intelligence or reproductive value to humanity by monetary resource.

That old dude thinks he's a pretty meaty wiger.

by whiteslave March 30, 2021

No Wiper

The rare (and I mean really rare) instance of bowel evacuation so clean, there is no need to wipe. See also the "No Wiper Challenge", in which you trust your instincts so much, you don't even take a test wipe.

This will be a great day, I just started it with a no wiper.

by Everleigh1 March 9, 2015