Why do good girls like bad guys

I’ve had this question for a real long time I’m bad boy and it’s plain to see. So why don’t good girls fall in love with me

Guy 1- he Albert still plays Pokémon go..
Guy 2- why do good girls like bad guys?
Guy 1- bud, we will never know

by Skoooler December 5, 2018

Why do you hate America so much?

A rhetorical question, asked in an ironic sense, derived from a supposed conservative tendency to view disagreement as unpatriotic. It is chiefly used in two situations: when a non-conservative points out something damning to the orthodoxy, and when a conservative says soemthing that reveals hypocrisy.

"So, then, gay marriage will destroy society, but Abu Ghraib was perfectly okay?" "Why do you hate America so much?"

"I'm all for free enterprise, but when companies start offering domestic-partner benefits, free enterprise has gone too far." "Why do you hate America so much?"

by Doctor Whom May 24, 2005

Why do I have to be Steve-O?

A phrase said when one must do something that he/she does not want to do. Comes from the movie Jackass 3D, when Steve-O is introducing the stunt that he does not want to do, involving a Tee-Ball hitting him in the testicles.

One may use this when ones parental figure or boss tells them to do something they do not want to do, whilst not doing the task earns them a punishment such as not receiving a sum of money or something along those lines.

1. Steve-O: Hi, I'm Steve-O... Why do I have to be Steve-O? Hi, I'm Steve-O and this is Tee Ball! *Ryan Dunn hits him in the testicles with a Tee Ball*

2: Bob's boss: I need that inventory done by 10:00 or you will not get your paycheck!
Bob: Okay... Why do I have to be Steve-O?

by Timmis Edwards June 29, 2011

why do i exist?

i have the answer but you have to pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks to get the answer

person 1; "why do i exist?"
person 2; "pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks and i'll tell you."

by The One You Call God September 30, 2020

Why do I believe that?

Interjection. Use it to demonstrate complete understanding, acceptance, and, at some level, disregard for a piece of information because it is considered a given.

Person 1: I'm high.
Person 2: Why do I believe that?

by Migaspin March 2, 2021

Why do men

When girls are so fed up with men and when nothing men do makes sense anymore

'' he's doesn't care about me anymore WHY DO MEN ''
'' I know girl, literally why do men. ''

by By dody May 17, 2023

why do you exist

Possibly the most GTAish insult you can come up with.

annoying person- "hi"
you- "hello"
annoying person- "(starts talking random shit)"
you -"why do you exist?"
annoying person- "..."

by ImHell666 May 30, 2018