whiteout

To ejaculate in someones eye so they can only see white.

I told her "swallow or its going in your eye" She stopped so I gave her a whiteout.

whiteout by Trea G. December 29, 2007

whiteout

sudden feeling of total loss of control which is caused by too much drinking and then smoking wheelchair weed. See definition of broccoli. Leaning against the wall while having a cold shower, or draping yourself over the back of a chair hasn't proven to alleviate symptoms. Known side effects are kicking out your friends and locking your doors.

I had such a good time lastnite until we smoked a couple of BC buds mixed with a little honey oil. After that I had a whiteout. I was a total mess!!

whiteout by the_trapper August 16, 2006

tech whiteout 

A tech whiteout occurs when your office experiences or you experience a complete meltdown of the technology you rely on to run your enterprise or life.

“All we did was call in one of our techies and the next thing you know we had a total tech whiteout in our office: our entire network crashed, our VoIP phones wouldn’t work, in fact, you couldn’t even log on to your own local workstation since even that is controlled by the network. These days the Internet is so in-grained into our work flow for: data storage, social networking, running our websites, operating our phones, running applications, communicating with our clients, etc., that when our network isn’t working, we might as well send everyone home. The only thing that was working was the one old analog phone line we keep around for our fax machine.”

tech whiteout by Prof Bruce April 5, 2010

mountain dew whiteout

Due to the fact this majestic drink was white as a theme to winter, it is likely that this special drink was bestowed upon humanity by a snow angel. This drinks specific godly taste is unknown, but it is so amazingly angelically good that even it could make anyone get into the Christmas spirit, but can still be drunken at any season in which you will end up feeling something wonderful flow down your gullet.

Guy 1: I'm confused why that guy seems so happy right now, it's the Great Depression
Guy 2: He just had a Mountain Dew Whiteout that stuff makes anyone happy
Guy 1: Well, that explains why he's happy but why is the drink white?
Guy 2: To say it's like he's in the Christmas Spirit
Guy 1: I NEED THIS STUFF!1!!11!!!!1!

mountain dew whiteout by Techn0Llama May 21, 2018

Whiteout

Being extremely paranoid about those around and you chode, as well as resembling wolverine.

Holy shit whiteout thinks everybody hates him, and he needs to shave his sideburns.

Whiteout by Mystery Man 9000 May 26, 2010

Whale Watch Whiteout

While having sex with a fat chick one makes whale noises then proceedes to ejaculate on her face and scream "WHALE WATCH WHITOUUUT!!!" This is usually reserved for "bag it and tag it" girls, not one you wish to pursue a relationship with.

"WHALE WATCH WHITEOUT" Ewwwww GRANT what did you just DO to me?

Whale Watch Whiteout by What Grant did to her May 13, 2011

whiteout

1. kool stuff that makes shit go away
2. a good tool wen u draw a penis on a paper and u need to get rid of it

1) redneck: tat whiteout ove' there really made ma shit go away
other guy: yep it did

2) me: oh shit i drew a big fat penis on my final
friend:holy fuk rago thats a big penis better use whiteout

whiteout by steven rago June 8, 2007