autistic wheezing

When you or your chums are laughing so hard, you end up making a sound of an old vehicle starting in the cold winter, instead of laughing.

Damn, that's some hard autistic wheezing!

by Spunnar September 12, 2017

wheezing

When you puff on the pussy

I was wheezing last night.

by Mdking November 19, 2014

wheezing one eyed bulldog

1. Can lick its own nose.
2. Octegenarian gigolo.

1. Hey, look at that wheezing one eyed bulldog, it frightens me!
2. That old Seth is a right wheezing one eyed bulldog you know!

by OrangeNeil July 31, 2006

Wheezing

Stupid fuckwit things Americans say when they think something is funny

“Shows funny joke” “man I’m wheezing” “shut the fuck up cunt”

by Ryan Gebber October 10, 2021

wheezing tortoise

someone who shot an ostrich in the last 34 minutes

he is a wheezing tortoise

by Human who is also an ostrich June 24, 2022

Weezering

Weezering is when two lesbians have sex, but neither of them are able to cum. This is a reference to the fact that all Weezer fans are gay and get no play.

Steighphaniey: Oh my god Staeghcy, how was you date last night?
Staeghcy: It was great at first, but we went back to her place and ended up weezering!

by xrayorgx March 23, 2025

no wheezing Wednesday

You can not wheeze the whole 24 hours or ur gay

AHAHAHAHA- Mariah

Mariah lost no wheezing Wednesday that day

by erykah bitch ass November 11, 2019