Definitions by OrangeNeil

wheezing one eyed bulldog 

1. Can lick its own nose.
2. Octegenarian gigolo.

1. Hey, look at that wheezing one eyed bulldog, it frightens me!
2. That old Seth is a right wheezing one eyed bulldog you know!

wheezing one eyed bulldog by OrangeNeil July 31, 2006