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The notorious muzzle shaped like a "W"
It is impossible and pointless to fight it because the muzzle will never stop coming back, so it is much easier to submit and accept that God will not save you because he does not exist.
Those who enter the realm of Weaver can be easily spotted due to the Weaver Muzzle that they wear.
It is impossible and pointless to fight it because the muzzle will never stop coming back, so it is much easier to submit and accept that God will not save you because he does not exist.
Those who enter the realm of Weaver can be easily spotted due to the Weaver Muzzle that they wear.
Brasil: Hey Jason, I heard cool guys wear muzzles.
Jason: Naw man, I'm fighting the muzzle.
Dustywabbit: You can't fight it Jason. Just submit.
Jason: No! I will never submit!
Weaver: Jason? Did I give you permission to take off the Weaver Muzzle?
Jason: *puts muzzle on* Mmh mmmh mmh mmmmmh. (I'm sorry Ms. Weaver)
Brasil: So it's true. Cool guys do wear muzzles.
Jason: Mmmh mmh mmmh. (Fuck you man)
Jason: Naw man, I'm fighting the muzzle.
Dustywabbit: You can't fight it Jason. Just submit.
Jason: No! I will never submit!
Weaver: Jason? Did I give you permission to take off the Weaver Muzzle?
Jason: *puts muzzle on* Mmh mmmh mmh mmmmmh. (I'm sorry Ms. Weaver)
Brasil: So it's true. Cool guys do wear muzzles.
Jason: Mmmh mmh mmmh. (Fuck you man)
by BrasilStyle May 19, 2010
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1. A person purposely sporting clothing that looks so fashionable it's verging on silly.
2. A person wielding clothing or accessories that are designed to serve specific functions, in an ironic or trendy way.
See: Messenger bags, Fixed Gear bikes, glassless spectacles, Barbour jackets.
3. Persons so dedicated to acquiring the status of "an individual" they will follow the current hipster trends without question or hesitation. They will wear the clothes Vice magazine says they should wear, drink in the bars their favorite blogs tell them to, and walk around Shoreditch with an air of smugness only attainable by those in the knowledge that they are the coolest they could possibly be.
Serious Silly Wearers can also be seen sporting ironic moustaches and silly haircuts to further distance themselves from mainstream cliche's.
1. A person purposely sporting clothing that looks so fashionable it's verging on silly.
2. A person wielding clothing or accessories that are designed to serve specific functions, in an ironic or trendy way.
See: Messenger bags, Fixed Gear bikes, glassless spectacles, Barbour jackets.
3. Persons so dedicated to acquiring the status of "an individual" they will follow the current hipster trends without question or hesitation. They will wear the clothes Vice magazine says they should wear, drink in the bars their favorite blogs tell them to, and walk around Shoreditch with an air of smugness only attainable by those in the knowledge that they are the coolest they could possibly be.
Serious Silly Wearers can also be seen sporting ironic moustaches and silly haircuts to further distance themselves from mainstream cliche's.
"See that guy over there with his bare ankles on display because he's rolled up his skinny jeans and isn't wearing socks with those brown leather loafers? Yeah, he's a silly wearer."
by SafeCoolOk November 9, 2009
Get the Silly Wearer mug.The time of year, usually in the summer, when men decide it is their time to return into your life and use various social media platforms to make their way back in and bring themselves closer to you. Could be a hometown hook up looking for yet another summer fling or an old hook up who just remembered you existed and wants another taste of you.
Jerry just snapped me for the first time in a year and its been forever since we've hooked up... this must mean weasel season is approaching.
OMG! I've gotten so many DMs from old flings. IT"S WEASEL SEASON BABY!!
OMG! I've gotten so many DMs from old flings. IT"S WEASEL SEASON BABY!!
by BethanyWeasel June 13, 2018
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To call a girl a wetser is an act of great affection and admiration for the wetser in question.
To call a girl a wetser is an act of great affection and admiration for the wetser in question.
hey man check out that wetser over there, nearly creamed myself looking at her ass in those tight jeans.
by Gearbag1 April 29, 2010
Get the wetser mug.A sneaky guy who has no shame in plotting to get girls to have sex with him. Usually college guys who get girls drunk and take advantage of them.
Freshman Larry is such a dick weasel. He only went to the Frat Party because he knew he could get Wendy drunk and screw her brains out.
by toast455 July 19, 2005
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