Watashi wa, wa wa desu

Often used by weeaboos when mocking a whining acquaintance or nearby personnel. Formed from a combination of the whining of "wa wa", and a phrase of Japanese to please their inner weeaboo. The u, is somewhat silent.

Person 1: Damn no one's coming to my anime-themed birthday party this Saturday.
Person 2: Watashi wa, wa wa desu.
Person 1: Fkin weeaboos.

by slipperz October 22, 2015

Watashiwa

Means “I am” in Japanese. Duolingo don’t say I didn’t learn today.

Watashiwa gotanygrapes? Desu

by Ya got any grapes? November 1, 2021

Watish

The sound effect of cracking a whip. Usually said when someone gets owned. It is similar to zing.

Boy 1: It's so hot today...
Boy 2: Your mum is so hot today.
Boy 3: Watish!

by sandoodle November 25, 2010

Watashi wa hentai desu

Japanese for "I'm a pervert." Note: 'watashi' is the FEMALE pronoun for I. Guy's should say, "Boku wa hentai desu".

schoolgirl: "KYAAA!! Why'd you flip up my skirt?!"

pervy male classmate: "Watashi wa hentai desu!"

Japanese friend of pervert: *smirks*

by Ali-chan June 10, 2011

Watashi anata ga daisuki

'Watashi anata ga daisuki' means 'I really like you' in Japanese, it's usaully used by couples or teens confessing to thier crushes, but we can even say it to a friend or a family member.
There another way of say it which is 'Watashi anata ga aishiteru' but this one is only used when proposing or by husband and wife.

Girl: *to crush* W-watashi anata ga daisuki desu!
Crush: No, I've got a girlfriend.

by Fox01 July 21, 2018

watashiwa

1. A fake Santa Claus who slips through your water pipes, then steals your tree and replaces it with a computer depicting homosexual pornography he downloaded off a torrent.

2. Dignified term for someone who can actually detect humor and sarcasm delivered over chat rooms and forums.

See also Bing Crosby

You are SUCH a watashiwa, man. I love you.

by SirH December 31, 2004

watashiwa

What people call it when you shove your dirty penis in a mexican's dirty anus.

by DarkFact July 9, 2003