Wankypeas

A dish of green peas which someone has, with or without permission, ejaculated onto. This most commonly occurs with mushy peas or pea soup, as the semen can be stirred in so the person eating the dish is unaware of the hidden ejaculate.

While this is generally a cruel and unhygienic practical joke, the eater often develops a taste and, later, even cravings for wankypeas. This can be troublesome for single women who then have to source extra semen to season their pea dishes.

It is considered a delicacy in Venice.

"Don't you think this pea soup tastes funny?"

"Yeah, when you went to the toilet, I spunked in it. Enjoy your wankypeas, loser!"

by Nielzor October 21, 2009

Waxxy Gillette

When two friends are double teaming a girl and one prematurely ejaculates inside the girls anus right before switching positions with his friend and is too embarrassed to tell anyone what hes done. The other friend then receives a shocking surprise upon insertion.

Dude, he totally gave me a waxxy gillette last night!

by meow1 June 12, 2009

Wanxiety

When you think someone is watching you wank/masturbate.

Mate, last I was having a wanxiety fit, I could have sworn my mum was listening in.

by Adallama February 11, 2009

Wanny Hair

Unorthodox hairstyle, which entirely doesn't complement the face of the head that it sits upon.
Since it becomes the main focus of the Person in question, the person is defined as wanny hair.

Hey, get a load of that Wanny Hair. Surely he/she could avoid the plight of that, like by wearing a shower cap or something.

by Msyrinx May 23, 2007

wanky doodles

Stains of cum in the sheets of a bachelor, typically forming silhouettes of cats, dogs, Che Guevaras... you name it!

I am not going to sleep in that bed with those disgusting sheets full of wanky doodles!

by Halevi January 29, 2015

Shanky Wanky

The secret, dangerous, fifth teletubby. He's Tinky Winky's cousin. He'll cut you.

Ill pull a Shanky Wanky on you!

by CrankyCripple July 23, 2010

Wanky biscuit

A game played by (normally drunk) men. It involves the participants standing in a circle with a biscuit in the middle. The game players must then masturbate onto the afore-mentioned biscuit. The last one to shoot his load is deemed the loser and therefore, as a forfiet, he has to eat it.

It is a game that many people are aware of, yet few will confess to having ever played.

The winter evenings rolled by with the help of our frequent games of wanky biscuit

Craig's tummy has never been the same after he lost that game of wanky biscuit.

by Wednesday Club King September 22, 2009