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In the fandom community, person A would describe person B or person B's behavior as "wanky" if any of the following conditions are met:

- Person B expresses an opinion that person A disagrees with
- Person B expresses an emotion on a public forum or blog
- Person B has an argument with Person C over any subject on a public forum or blog

Also, "wank" is the noun used to refer to the behavior itself.
"Those people got into an argument; it was so wanky, let's make fun of them!"

"Those people got upset because of a website being homophobic; that's so wanky, let's make fun of them!"
Wanky by ChaosRocket October 22, 2007
whoa, he gave her a wanky!
wanky by lylela September 24, 2011
Super lame or wack.
n. Wankster
v. Wankin
Man, Asanti you are so wanky.
Wanky by nerdjunkey May 17, 2008
something that is a mix of whacky and wonky.
girl but my stomach is too wanky today to eat
guy: WANKY ?
other girl: yeah
girl: lol
another girl: wank?
guy: UMMMM
other girl: a mix of whacky and wonky
wanky by Jiggs13 October 22, 2010
Super lame or wack.
n. Wankster
v. Wankin
Man, Asanti you are so wanky.
Wanky by nerdjunkey May 17, 2008
wank:to masturbate.
wanky:see krappenshite also bollocks
wanker:one who masterbates.also total twat.
you fuckin wanker!!
are you wankin in my underwear!?
whats this pile of wanky crap?
wanky by Tommy toe poker August 17, 2003