Skip to main content

Wanky

Wanky (wah-aye-enn-key): adj. Word used to describe moments of great sexual attraction and sexual tension.

Used by the one and only Santana lopez.
That Brittany, she is so wanky
by Brittanaislovebitches March 12, 2011
mugGet the Wankymug.

wankie

A handkerchief used solely for mopping up semenal fluids after masturbation.
Bored on the bus and your i-Phone battery is flat? Don't you wish you had a Wankie? Introducing the Wankie! Feel free to fap yourself stupid anytime, anywhere with this portable, reusable wank-cloth! It comes in a variety of colours and fabrics! For a limited time only, get the all new black silk Wankie!

I used to have to carry around a box of tissues with me in case I felt like wanking. Now with my new Wankie, I can let loose anytime, anywhere!
by DDDVesuvius July 7, 2011
mugGet the wankiemug.

Wanky

Said when pointing out innuendos in conversation, similar to "that's what she said" except less of a joke. Frequently used by Santana Lopes on the comedy series Glee.
Girl: "could you help me fill this hole?"
Guy: "Yeah"
Santana: "Wanky" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Dan and Phill Trash August 4, 2019
mugGet the Wankymug.

Wanky

That is a wanky way of seeing things..That weird picture makes my eyes wanky.. I feel real wanky about this date tonight...
by Kowgirlnme January 25, 2017
mugGet the Wankymug.

wankie

ew this wankie tastes bad
by A rottem hamburger June 23, 2015
mugGet the wankiemug.

wankying

He was shaking his booty and having a good wankying session on the dancefloor.
by Tom Feilding January 27, 2005
mugGet the wankyingmug.

Wanky

Woman: I want you to grind that metal to make a cascade of sparks-
Guy interrupts: Well shouldn't we go to a grinding class or something.
Girl: Wanky
by Gurrrrr November 3, 2013
mugGet the Wankymug.

Share this definition