There is no point in having a tail and wagging it

If you are in charge of a group of people there is no point in doing the work yourself, instead of making your workers do it for you.

The supervisor Phil was shoveling sawdust while his workers were watching. Marcus yelled out 'there is no point in having a tail and wagging it'. Phil put the shovel down and made the workers do the shoveling.

by Sensei Phil October 27, 2020

wagging

Skipping part or all of a day at school.
Often to go smoke or do drugs.
Usually punished quite heavily by schools e.g 2 after school detentions for every period wagged.

"How'd ya get so many dets?"
"For wagging a whole day!"

by idontwagcozimcool August 11, 2006

Tail Wagging

1. When you create events to happen to suit your agenda.
2. Manipulating the universe around you in such a way that you get what you want and no one knows you set it up.
3. Planned luck.
4. creating a 0% risk event for yourself or others.
The politician was caught Tail Wagging.

The politician was caught Tail Wagging.

by Slyke The Phoxenix October 19, 2007

one eyed wiggling welshman

Penis

He was naked the whole party wandering around showing his one eyed wiggling welshman

by DonyTornberry April 19, 2016

wiggling

When a guy and a girl like each other a lot and they go off and either make out, have sex, hand jobs, or do anything sexual.

Mildred: "Miranda and Randy are totally wiggling right now."
Scott: "WHAT! I heard the same thing!"
Mildred: "The other day I saw them wiggling also."

by Randall Braddy December 19, 2007

inappropriate wiggling

When two or more ice carvers are sharing body heat, and one or more move there bodies in ways that lead to increased friction and wetness. Only count if your in a tent in the winter with just one sleeping bag and lot of alcohol.

You can share my body heat but no inappropriate wiggling.

by ice ninja April 27, 2015

Stick-wiggling Fucktard

What Army Aviation mechanics like to refer to Helicopter pilots as. They wiggle a stick and they are fucking retarded, anyone can fly a helicopter, but not everyone can perform maintenance on it.

Joe: "Hey, that CW2 is a complete douche.
Bob: "Yeah, I know... he's always complaining about down-time for his aircraft.:
Joe: " well, if he weren't such a stick-wiggling fucktard, this aircraft wouldn't be messed up and he could be flying."

by manny629 October 2, 2009