Belgian Waffles

Tasty fucking treats.

Belgian Waffles- now THERE are some tasty little fuckers.

by Iggnacious March 25, 2006

waffleshuffle

The little dance performed when you almost bump into an oncoming person while walking, and you both move side to side in an attempt to pass, to no avail. Also spelled waffle shuffle.

Coined c.2000 on the streets of New York City.

Robert: What's that thing called? You know, when you're walking on the street and go side to side with someone? Does it have a name?

Shane: I don't know, but I think it should be called a waffleshuffle!

by osgoodelawyer April 26, 2005

top the waffles

to ejaculate onto a woman's breasts

Yeah, I titty fucked her. I made sure to top the waffles real good.

by Mike Jonesy February 22, 2008

skaddle-pack your own waffles

Slang term used out of drunken rage to express ones dissatisfaction with a particular situation. Can be used interchangeably with the phrase "Go fuck yourself" and is often used to quit ones job.

Employer: "You were supposed to be in at 9:30, are you coming?'
Employee: "Pft. No, you can go fucking skaddle-pack your own waffles."

by HerpDerp2020 December 5, 2011

Waffles and pancakes

A more family-friendly definition of the famous song WAP (Wet Ass Pussy). Mainly used for when your parents ask for what it means

Parent: Child, what does WAP mean?

Child: Uhhh, Waffles and pancakes

by yourmumsgay69 October 26, 2020

wafflestomping

Shitting in the shower and mashing it down the drain.

I didn't have time to get out of the shower, so I had to resort to wafflestomping. Note to self: shit first, then shower.

by weenaak July 5, 2010

steve waffles

Totally awesome. The greatest thing ever. Scrumtrilescent even. The opposite of dave biscuits.

Dude they're giving away free chicken?!? That's totally steve waffles!

by dom93hatch November 27, 2006