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WADL

WADL = Waddling Away a Defeated Loser.

The result of a hedge fund or short seller of AMC & GME being bent over by the champion caliber HODLing of stock primates known as Apes until it hurts so much that they have to waddle like a duck because they lost so much money it felt like a prison rape.
Because the Apes were so successful at HODLing AMC’s stock, Kenny G and all of CNBC’s Andrew Sorkins other hedge fund butt buddies had to WADL home like a duck.
by PewPewPeeeew June 5, 2021
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Jeremy Wade

The Bear Grylls of fishing. Catches huge ass fish on the TV show River Monsters.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see River Monsters this week? Jeremy Wade caught a 400 pound sting ray with his bare hands.
Guy 2: Yo, that's sick!
Guy 1: Yeah, it was almost as good as last week when he tackled a bull shark.
by lardd June 8, 2013
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Kyle Waddle

A man with an large penis, he is also probably the sexiest man you'll ever meet. He pulls all of the hot chicks and they all want to suck his dick.
overall he is a sexy cunt.
"is that kyle waddle?"
"yes, i want to suck his dick."
by emma crack September 28, 2012
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Waddle Dee

A common enemy in the Kirby series of games published by Nintendo. The term enemy is used lightly since they do virtually nothing to attack Kirby aside from walking into him.

More recently however some have been known to carry spears, so they aren't completely harmless.
Waddle Dee: Why am I so useless?
Kirby: Dunnolol
by Jimmy5327 November 3, 2010
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Timothy Wade

A measurement of time, distance, weight, and even speed. He is the oldest living thing in the universe. Able to reproduce asexual. Able to fly because he isn't intelligent to know he can not fly. The father of Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades. Impregnates women just from the utterance of his name. A god among men.
Wade is what I aim to achieve. Timothy Wade
by Wade's first Victim August 24, 2011
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wadder

I need a glass of wadder.
by Dr.Perfect. July 12, 2018
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Dwayne No Wade Boi

Another way to say “There ain’t no way

Origin: This came to life by people mishearing duragduke’s pronunciation of “There ain’t no way boy”
Random person: My cat just ate my goldfish

You: Dwayne No Wade Boi. Dwayne No Wade Boi. Chhh. Dwayne No Wade Boi. Chhh.
by N0T_ July 11, 2021
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