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Vurping the tickle monster

Vurping is a verb that is a combination of vomiting while you are burping.

The tickle monster is poopy poop head who craps in little kids happy meals and hides in straw and soap dispensers.

Vurping the tickle monster is the action of using the air from the burp to projectile your vomit because he craped in your happy meal and ruined the toy. 😡
Person 1: hey have you ever seen the tickle monster

Person 2: yeah I vurped the tickle monster last night because he crapped in my kids happy meal

Person 1: dang, that sounds rough I hate Vurping the tickle monster

Person 2: yeah hes a big fat L and skill issue
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by These are NOT POODLES December 25, 2021
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Vurp

A spontaneous eruption of oxygen escaping the vaginal orifice.
Kit, proceeding a tremendous sexual encounter from behind, vurped uncontrollably.
by Seymour_Krystal November 15, 2017
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by These are NOT POODLES September 5, 2021
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Mouth shart: aka expecting a burp but vomiting instead and acting like nothing is wrong.
Anna vurped at Katie’s Kentucky derby party, wiped herself off and played catchphrase without the group noticing.
by fribblesltd January 20, 2020
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by These are NOT POODLES December 25, 2021
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Vurp

When someone is to vomit and burp simultaneously. It is a vurp.
Cheryl drank too much vodka oranges and meant to burp but vomited in her mouth and swallowed it. This is called a vurp.

Ei; Cheryl and Jen vurped after too many vodkas.
by Old lady24 October 29, 2022
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