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Vowsh

The alt-right alter ego of libertarian socialist streamer Vaush. Vowsh is the exact opposite of Vaush, touting a slim build and a love for France. Originally coined from a common mispronunciation of Vaush.
Something ain't right here, slim build, baguettes in hand, spouting racial slurs? This ain't Vaush, this is Vowsh.
by Gelatenousfelines888 February 15, 2021
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buy a fucking vowel

Phrase borrowed (more or less) from TV's "Wheel of Fortune", indicating disrespect for someone's mental abilities. Since generally the contestants on Wheel aren't exactly Einstein, telling someone to buy a fucking vowel is about equivalent to "Get a clue, moron!"
You think the War on Drugs is working? Buy a fucking vowel!

President Bush wants to help the middle class, eh? Maybe he should buy a fucking vowel with his family fortune.
by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
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buy-a-vowel drunk

So drunk that speech is slurred and words are mispronounced, with vowel sounds often being omitted.

First published by sporswriter Rick Reilly.
I went to the Bears game this weekend wearing my cheesehead, and the fans there were buy-a-vowel drunk. I couldn't even comprehend their pathetic excuses for insults.
by Toadaron December 4, 2010
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buy a vowel

This means that you don't exactly understand what someone is saying, and you'd like them to elaborate
PERSON A: "I have a friend who has a friend who's friend has a friend that has a friend that knows somebody who knows a guy who knows a girl who's girlfriend has a boyfriend who went to a really bad doctor who's doctor's doctor's doctor's doctor ate a BigMac and flatulated on top of his flatulence until he fainted"
PERSON B: "Can I buy a vowel?"
by thebug April 9, 2008
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Vowtered

"You alright, mate?"
"Not really. I'm vowtered."
by AmeliaPerfection June 22, 2015
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buy a fucking vowel

When you're reading someone's endless ramblings, and it makes no sense whatsoever. It's riddled with grammatical and spelling mistakes, and is likely to make your eyes bleed.
You just want to say 'buy a fucking vowel man!!'
A- I wuld lve to mt yu smetime.
Whr do u lve?

Me-Buy a FUCKING vowel man! Shit!!!
by 4 July 14, 2004
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vows

Words spoken at a wedding which most people do not succeed in carrying out.
TYPICAL WEDDING VOWS:

I vow to forsake all others
and cling only to you
for better or worse
in wealth or in poverty
in sickness and in health
until death do us part
by Norm Alman August 27, 2009
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