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Voicemail Rape

When you ring a friend and leave a stupidly long message so that they have to listen to it all to delete it.

You can sing to them play an annoying song as long as it takes a lot of time and they hate the little voice mail icon.
Victim - "Oh look I have a voicemail"

Phone - *never gunna give you up*
5 Minutes later
Phone - *Who you gunna call Ghostbusters*
Victim - "I've been Fucking voice mail raped"
That would be voicemail rape
by Alec Mason2 October 27, 2010
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Voicemailed

Phone: "Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system."
Me: "Ahh, voicemailed again."
In unison: "At the tone, please record your message. When you are finished recording you may hang up or press 1 for more options. To leave a callback number, press 5. Beep."
by porkchchoppanzeefin June 22, 2019
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Voicefail

A term used to describe Voicemail, sent or received, which has not been thought about before it is left and, therefore, results in a mess of irreversible word vomit.
"I had a message from someone but they forgot to say who it was. I hate getting Voicefail."

or

"I called that girl but I forgot to leave my number. I'm too embarrassed to call back after a Voicefail like that."
by arghlhak August 11, 2009
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Voicemail Tango

When you call someone and start leaving a voicemail, only to have them call you while leaving the message, possibly going to your voicemail, and you are both dancing the (brrum pum pum) voicemail tango !
"Did you reach Sue last night ? "
"No, I tried but we just did the voicemail tango until my battery died"
"Sux dude"
by Chicago Grooves November 28, 2012
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Valley Voicemail

a Valley VM is that awkward start of a voice message when the person you had calls is simultaneously calling you.
Hey Jenny, just calling to see if you wanted to <beep> oh that's you calling on the other line, I just left you a "valley voicemail".
by Leuk O'Dont June 1, 2010
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call your voicemail

Phrase used when someone who lives in an area with crappy ass phone service (like Criket Wireless) needs to call their voicemail and stay on the line for about 10-12 seconds for them to receive any text messages that they have not yet received.
guy 1: "Hey man did you get my message?"
guy 2: "No i havent got anything."
guy 1: "wait dont you have criket?, man call your voicemail!"
by Carlos3609 January 28, 2011
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voicemail

The only way someone who doesn't text and I don't know will have any means of contacting me via phone.
If it's important, they'll leave a voicemail.
by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015
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