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Vern

What’s the vern?”

“Ehh nothin much just hangin with the bros”-
by anonymous November 25, 2021
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Vern

A bad motherfuckin bitty who is deathly allergic to apple sauce and is an absolute party of a person. Owns a figurine of big foot and likes to roast her toe dogs on by the heater set to 90 degrees. Currently hyperfixating on sales tomato slices and spicy pickles. Salty asf.
WOW! Vern has taken edibles and is now typing this!
by Vern2bean January 24, 2022
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You see that girl Vern? Yeah she fineeee
by vernn June 16, 2022
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Vern

A type of fart that makes the sound of the name Vern when it is farted and one hears it.
Gee, it smells like shit in here. I think I heard someone say Vern.
by Mr. Homophobia June 19, 2023
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Vern Barnett

Someone who takes credit for the work of others because they are incompetent. Often fidgeting with their face during conversations, a Vern Barnett is completely oblivious to how disgusting they appear to those around them.
That Vern Barnett really came off as an asshole when they took credit for Steve's work, picking at his face during the entire meeting made him look like a joke.
by RobertBlood August 5, 2019
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Vern-Drunk

When you get so smashed that you perform crazy antics, you become known by everyone at the party as "the drunk guy" and you don't remember a single thing the next morning.
"Man, I was so Vern-Drunk last night that i banged a crack-smoking hooker and now i've got herpes!"
by WLU October 21, 2005
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Vern Turkey Dinner

When you proceed to have sex with a store-bought turkey multiple times before Thanksgiving, until the Turkey is seemingly filled with ejaculate. Can be done with multiple people as an activity for the holiday, and is done best if the turkey is bought about a week before the holiday, giving you plenty of time to "stuff" it with your "filling". A somewhat swollen appearance is often desired, similar to that of a water balloon.
Dad : This turkey is especially juicy this year, what's your secret?
Me : Oh, just a Vern Turkey Dinner. The secret is in the sauce.
Dad : I might have to help out with it next year.
by FatherVern October 10, 2019
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