A little hell hole of a "city" in Utah where 98% of the population are close minded hicks or mormons. The weather ranges between freaking hot to freaking cold. Theres a point system to how many prairie dogs you can hit on the way to Colorado. The school system is run by the not german nazis. The shittiest city on earth to attend high school in. A black meaningless void of which you'll never escape once you've set foot in it. A geographic anomoly in which everything is approximately 3 and half hours away
1. "My parents just moved me to Vernal and now I've become a psychopathic serial killer"
2."Uintah High School in Vernal: The most ghetto piece of shit you'll ever see.
3. "My cousin lived in vernal right before he went insane"
4. "Well, we can go to Salt Lake,"
"How long will that take?"
"Three and a half hours"
"Or we can go to Grand Junction,"
"How long will that take?"
"Three and half hours"
2."Uintah High School in Vernal: The most ghetto piece of shit you'll ever see.
3. "My cousin lived in vernal right before he went insane"
4. "Well, we can go to Salt Lake,"
"How long will that take?"
"Three and a half hours"
"Or we can go to Grand Junction,"
"How long will that take?"
"Three and half hours"
by Twisted Humor_666 October 16, 2008
by 🤷suck my toe🤷 July 25, 2019
Verizlle's a pimp dizzle my nizzle.
by What I said's true, Fa sho! March 18, 2004
by edgyrras May 30, 2022
The first nice day of Spring, usually the saturday after skirt day, in which all the bros chill out by the grill in their lax pennies or 90s NBA jersey and ray bans. Pig skins will be tossed, fags smoked, natties crushed, and red meat consumed.
Right after spring break the vernal broquinox came me and my and all my bros chilled outside all day. So chill.
Moose-- can you bring over my vineyard vines coozie today? Its the vernal broquinox.
Moose-- can you bring over my vineyard vines coozie today? Its the vernal broquinox.
by peckerle March 5, 2011
The moment at which the Sun passes over the equator, occurring around March 21, marking the beginning of Spring.
The only times that the amount of daylight and night are equal is during either the Autumnal or Vernal Equinox.
by Wil Mundy January 27, 2008
The March 19, 2020 lockdown, falling on the Vernal Equinox - the time when the sun crosses the plane of the earth's equator, making night and day of equal length.
The Vernal Equilox, everyone in lockdown, endless night following endless day, no one outdoors to observe or to celebrate, Netflix flowing seamlessly into Prime Video.
by Monkey's Dad March 19, 2020