Vaulthead

much like a crackhead but instead of crack you drink vault

olivia drank tons of vault and nows shes singing yankee doodle with underwear on her head, what a total vaulthead.

by Alisha87 August 11, 2006

Boner Vaulting

The sport of utilizing one's boner to vault over obstacles. Same as Pole Vaulting except for the use of your own Boner to complete the vault.

Two toddlers were punished for boner vaulting into the bath tub.

by Whistling Dixie October 30, 2010

Pole Vaulting

Pole Vault = Natural high

~One day during pole vaulting practice~
Vaulter 1: Pole vaulting is the best high there is. I get high every day right here!
Vaulter 2: Yeah man! I LOVE getting high!
(Coach comes and watches vaulting)
Coach: You guys gotta get higher!
Both Vaulters: Alright!

by GemeinhardtGal June 10, 2007

vaulted

A term coined by the hit-show Seinfeld, the word vaulted means to keep a secret safe.

" Can you keep a secret? "
" Oh yes, i'll put it in the vault. "
" I am into beastiality. "
" Vaulted. "

by ManInTheBox March 21, 2005

cock vaulting

Cock vaulting is when someone is in a squatting position and is squatting up and down on a dick. Also known as cocksquatting.

Boy, you should have seen nichka doing cock vaults on j2n4me.

by codyrs February 17, 2005

pole vaulter

a girl that sleeps around alot

Tim: man mike, that Ashley is hot
Mike: yeah, but i heard she's a pole vaulter
Tim: yeah, isn't it true she's been with half the football team?

by pb phoot September 15, 2009

Crabs Pole Vaulting

Refers to the STD acquired by male exotic dancers from a Windsor, Ontario strip club. When they dance, they don't need to touch you for you to get crabs. Hence the saying, "Crabs can pole vault."

Kristyna: Hey lets go to Lanny's in Windsor on Saturday night!
Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!
Kristina: Aure?
Alleigh: Yeah...
Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.
Alleigh:Pre-much

by Alleigh May 22, 2008