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Lebron J. Vaultier 

Infamous person (also known as Vabe Tellurion) who lives in Philippines. A fictional character and the main protagonist of Gen Z (Generation Z), He also served as the Guild Master and One man army.
Who is Lebron J. Vaultier?

equestrian vaulting 

an amazingly insane sport where people stand and do other crazy stuff on horses cantering in circles...
really good vaulters can do stuff like cartwheels and backflips and handstands
vaulting has yet to be added to the list of olympic sports because vaulters don't wear helmets, and that doesnt sit well with the international olympic committee
1st person: I'm a vaulter.
2nd person: you pole vault? wow
1st person: no, I do equestrian vaulting... I do gymnastics and dance on a horse...
2nd person: wwwwwoooooowwwwww........
equestrian vaulting by wvaulter April 2, 2009

Pole Vaulting

When an unfamous woman uses a famous man's penis to launch into her own fame.
Kim Kardashian got famous from pole vaulting off of Ray Jay's junk.
Pole Vaulting by CongoJack July 3, 2017

Underwater Pole Vaulting 

verb. When a man takes a long and hard shit that pivots in the bottom of the toilet bowl then falls and hits the man's balls on the way down.
My balls smell like shit because I went underwater pole vaulting this afternoon at five past the hour.

vaulting 

A kick-ass sport that combines Gymnastic and Dance on horseback. Yes, two of the most dangerous sports in the world (horses and gymnastics, not dance). It takes much more strength and flexibility than throwing a ball around. Thats why everyone goes 'WOW!' when you tell them what it is.
*vaulter doing an arabesque on a cantering horse.*

person: ... *wets himself with excitement*

vaulting is sweet
vaulting by suketa August 4, 2006

Frank Vaultackie

The lead pranker for a late-night crank call broadcast hosted on a Ventrilo server called "Doinit4thelulz." He is known for his two most common portrayed characters, "Chris Accordison" and "Rob Louder."

Known by many as "the best mother fucking prank caller of all time, bitch," Frank takes great pride in his abilities to make people "shit brix!11" and "RAGE," while often taking advantage of his skills with social engineering.

His favorite dirty rap song is "I'm black, y'all" and his favorite contemporary classic hit

As of July 8th, his name has yet to appear on one of one of his fans, though Paul Timmons of Sunset Studio Tattoos may or may not have blessed the skin of said fans at this time. As of July 8th, there is a contest being held with virtually no gratification if won for somebody to make a permanent mark which appears to display the name.
Person One: Hey
Person Two: What?
Person One: Hey man we had to take mom off life support..
Person Two: Shut the fuck up, I'm listening to Frank Vaultackie
Person One: But..
Person Two: SHUT THE FUCK UP, HE'S CALLING WALMART!
Person One: B..
Person Two: . . .
Judge: You are found guilty of first degree murder of your father.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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