vajowned

verb. The act of owning a vagina.

I totally vajowned her, dude.

vajowned by PANICxxATTACK November 13, 2010

Vajog 

1. When you put it in her and your not moving at all.

2. When its in her and it some how gets stuck.

1 and 2. When i was with my girlfriend yesterday i had sex and her pussy was hella tight so i got a vajog.

Vajog by DA_SHIT!!! April 27, 2009

Vajorked 

When something is really fucking messed up.

Oh man, its really vajorked that she did that to you.

Vajorked by CSHSO9 December 21, 2009

vajomiting 

The act of vomiting while also urinating on yourself, usually while pregnant.

Malinda's friend, Heather, walked in to find her vajomiting while she lay on the bathroom floor.

vajomiting by VintageCatEyes January 3, 2014

vajooba

A vagina that is excessively chubby and wide. It smells sort of like the sea and has many folds to the point you cant tell which part is labia and which is fat.

My girlfriend has a vajooba and it smells of ocean and spoiled milk. It has so many folds I cant find her labia.

vajooba by merkinpriest69 March 11, 2015

Vajodorant 

A deodorant spray for a woman's downstairs area.

Sandye bought some vajodorant in honor of her third date with the handsome doctor.

Vajodorant by Faster Redhead October 1, 2016

vajournal 

A place where a woman keeps all the memories of the men she has had sexual relations with.

Well Sarah, you can put that one right in the vajournal.

vajournal by Luhnce godfrey January 18, 2018