The feeling of a movie being far longer than it actually is due to terrible film making. The movie stops being "so bad, it's funny" and becomes just bad. Usually occurs when watching a Uwe Boll movie but can happen when watching an equally terrible movie.
by upsdown September 19, 2010
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Get the Uwe Boll mug.A German film director best known for movie adaptations of video games, such as House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, and Bloodrayne.
The quality of his films has often caused him to be referred to as a latter-day Ed Wood. This is inaccurate; Wood was enthusiastic but inept, an earnest director whose vision as an artist greatly outstripped his meager abilities as a filmmaker. Boll's films are driven by cynical exploitation of German tax law that allows a movie to make money even when it fails at the box office. He is better thought of as a real-life Max Bialystock from The Producers, a movie in which a Broadway producer attempts to make money by intentionally staging a massive flop, Springtime for Hitler.
Rumors have said that the German government will be closing the tax loophole exploited by Boll. If true, this will almost certainly end Boll's career as a director, as his movies are universally reviled by critics and shunned by audiences.
The quality of his films has often caused him to be referred to as a latter-day Ed Wood. This is inaccurate; Wood was enthusiastic but inept, an earnest director whose vision as an artist greatly outstripped his meager abilities as a filmmaker. Boll's films are driven by cynical exploitation of German tax law that allows a movie to make money even when it fails at the box office. He is better thought of as a real-life Max Bialystock from The Producers, a movie in which a Broadway producer attempts to make money by intentionally staging a massive flop, Springtime for Hitler.
Rumors have said that the German government will be closing the tax loophole exploited by Boll. If true, this will almost certainly end Boll's career as a director, as his movies are universally reviled by critics and shunned by audiences.
I thought about going to see the latest Uwe Boll movie, but decided to stay home and spend an evening driving carpet tacks into my scrotum instead.
by BlairHippo April 19, 2006
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Get the Uwe Boll mug.1. German film director, akin to a modern Ed Wood, who primarily films very bad video game to movie adaptions such as House of the Dead.
2. Something or someone that is extremely bad, untalented, or stupid.
2. Something or someone that is extremely bad, untalented, or stupid.
"Uwe Boll is surely the worst director since Ed Wood"
"Man, that shot was Uwe Boll"
"God I'm sucking at this game today, I'm playing like Uwe Boll"
"Man, that shot was Uwe Boll"
"God I'm sucking at this game today, I'm playing like Uwe Boll"
by arkanis50 January 11, 2005
Get the Uwe Boll mug.An absolute joke to the movie industry and the worst director in the history of mankind. He couldn't make a good movie if his pathetic life depended on it. This asshole makes Michael Bay look like fucking Steven Spielberg. People compare him to Ed Wood. Well, that's an insult to Ed Wood. At least Ed Wood loved movie making and was enthuastic that was shadowed by his poor filmmaking skills. All Uwe Boll cares about is his publicity and he will sink to extremely low levels to do so. One of his most famous stunts was challenging critics to boxing matches. Well, once he found out who he was facing, he backed down like the pussy against everyone who was bigger and stronger than him. Then he finally decides to beat the shit out of some wimpy critic who has absolutely no boxing training. What a fucking pansy.
In his latest attempt at controversy he sinks to an even lower level. He decides to make a 9/11 parody based on a shitty game called Postal. It's pretty pathetic if you want to exploit a terrible terrorist attack to get your name in the paper. Now liberal fucktards are creaming their pants everywhere thanks to him.
Where the fuck does he get his money to fund his films and WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DECIDE TO WORK WITH HIM?!
In his latest attempt at controversy he sinks to an even lower level. He decides to make a 9/11 parody based on a shitty game called Postal. It's pretty pathetic if you want to exploit a terrible terrorist attack to get your name in the paper. Now liberal fucktards are creaming their pants everywhere thanks to him.
Where the fuck does he get his money to fund his films and WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DECIDE TO WORK WITH HIM?!
by Uwe Boll should die April 22, 2007
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"Oh, sorry, honey, are you okay? You got uweboll all over my dick. Are you still sick from accidentally drinking that santorum?"
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