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Utility Closet

The utility closet, or "U.C." as it is otherwise commonly known, is the location of the fuse box, water heater, and power source for any house in Frindel Lane and/or Overlook Lane. They are commonly used for nighttime hangouts, and more often, areas for blaze sessions involving marijuana in many forms, such as a blunt, bong (see Jerome Baker), bowl, joint, spliff, steamroller, or marijuana-laden brownies.
"Let's go out back to the utility closet before all out."

"Where's Judd? I think he's back out at the U.C."
by LeBong James September 30, 2004
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Utilitarian edgelord

A person that has to come up with an extreme hypothetical to justify an action (that is commonly known as immoral) under utilitarianism. Often used to get away with edgy comments and not focus on the issues that those actions have in our current society.
Person 1: "Well, technically rape is morally neutral. If you could save all of humanity from an alien invasion by raping this one girl that would be a moral good"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck Steve, anything can be justified by incredibly stupid hypotheticals, you are just being a utilitarian edgelord"
by AbbyV June 20, 2021
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A combination toliet / urinal.
Yes, this product actually exists; I shit you not!
Mary, it's your turn to clean that gosh darn diddly-arn urilet this week!
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utilitous

A can opener is very utilitous.
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Uriginal

Uriginal is mintage of Korea " Uri(Korean) + original "

Korean belives that it is uriginal.
but it isn't always "true".
Soccer is uriginal.

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Urieism

Urieism n. (yur-ee-is-um)

-A religion founded by missdandilion on tumblr.
Formed for the fanbase of Panic! at the Disco.
-Their Church (The Urieist Church) is like the Catholic Church of Rome is to Christianity.

-The chief god in the Urieist religion is Brendon Urie, singer of Panic! At The Disco.
-Others worshipped are as follows: Dallon Weekes, Ryan Ross, Jon Walker, Ian Crawford, and Spencer Smith.
-Brendon Urie's birthday is to Urieists as Christmas is to Christians

Those who believe is Urieism are Urieists
I'm so converting to Urieism. I mean, I worship Brendon Urie everyday, and his birthday is like christmas to me, so it just seems right.
by Anonymous from Tumblr July 5, 2011
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utilize

A substitute for the word "use" to be employed when you want to make something sound more important or difficult than it really is.
Person says: "We utilize an alphabetical schematic to organize our records."
Translate: "We file documents alphabetically."
by creaternity April 18, 2006
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