upright organ

An upright organ is a very special insturment commonly referred to as a PENIS. Someone who plays the upright organ sucks a lot of cock.

Elton John plays the upright organ.

by Tommy K. June 26, 2005

upright citizen

When yo dick stay hard until all the natural-born chicks have had a ride.

Casting Director: We have 5 girls for this next shoot, I need an upright citizen.

by p90210 July 7, 2017

Upright Piano

When an adolescent male gets an unexpected erection in public, and tucks said erection into the waistband of his pants or shorts in order to conceal.

"Dude, it was the WORST! I was walking down the hall to geometry class, and saw Jessica walking in front of me, and got a boner and had to Upright Piano, because I didn't have my backpack with me to hide it!"

by Carl Winslow is the Man June 19, 2019

uprightjyun

some fat guy who plays video games

hey look its an uprightjyun

by cal_cium April 16, 2021

Upright Doggy Pull-Back

Variant on upright doggy, but receiving partner's arms are pulled backwards at the wrists towards penetrating partner. Also called the "whoa girl" position.

"We were doing the Upright Doggy Pull-Back when his wife walked in..."

by NGHT January 6, 2010

Urght

(pronounced er-jt , erghut or ergut.) Urght is an expression of frustration. One can use the word urght when one is overwhelmed, distressed or angry. If one does not know what words to say to express such types of feelings, on may use urght. Synonym: Argh!

We got some much homework this weekend! We have 3 essays to write! Urght.

Guy says something to make girl feel awkward
Girl: Urght. Go away!

by TooHipsterToBeCool November 6, 2011

bagless upright

A female that has had a hysterectomy.

You don't need a condom, that bitch is a bagless upright.

by TSIA June 16, 2006