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Urban Dictionary User 

A person who tends to be vapid, biased, and doesn’t tell the true definitions of the words. Rather, they just say whatever they want to. See, literally any politically related definitions on this website.
John: I wonder what Libertarian means

Urban Dictionary User: They are stupid assholes, unintelligent shits, and big fat poopy heads! How dare they disagree with me! No real definition of what the word actually means for anyone! Here is a 10 paragraph essay on why I am a whiny bitch who can’t handle other ideas!
John: Typical Urban Dictionary User! This is why nobody likes you!
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Urban Dictionary Editors 

some losers, basement trolls or angry kids on a power trip, who like to boss others around by rejecting every new words on Urban Dictionary because they simply want to take revenge on society for the fact that they're losers who couldn't get into the Ivy League.
"I got rejected by Harvard, Yale, Penn, Princeton, and Columbia. Fuck my life"
"I'll be sure to repay society in kindness by joining the Urban Dictionary Editors"

Urban Dictionary Staff 

The bastards who run this website and keep rejecting word meanings. They are a bunch of total wankers, who need to get a life... Grow the fuck up whoever is reading this, cunts!
Why don't you just publish the meanings? Urban Dictionary Staff are idiots!

The Urban Dictionary Drinking Game 

A game created by youtube Vlogger 'AdamSeesAll' where people need to guess the meanings of words on the urban dictionary website, until someone is drunk.
Guy 1: Dude do you remember playing the urban dictionary drinking game last night?

Guy 2: No

Guy 1: Yeah you fucking lost hard.

Urban Dictionary is busy right now. Please try again later or go to Urban Dictionary's front page. 

When you type a bunch of nonsense such as ',./;'#-=', and then Urban Dictionary crashes, you find this page.
And we're assuming that you decided to copy and paste this.
UD: Urban Dictionary is busy right now. Please try again later or go to Urban Dictionary's front page.

Me: bugger off

Searching for words on the Urban Dictionary? 

Because you're either:

1) Bored.
2) In an English lesson, where you don't deserve to be.
3) An Idiot.
1) "Oh Iv'e got nothing to do, lets go searching for words on the urban dictionary?!"

2) "Arghh! I don't know what Literature means lemme go searching for words on the urban dictionary?."

3) I'm an idiot, so I'll go searching for words on the urban dictionary?.

URBAN DICTIONARY 

A dictionary that, every time I read it, my faith in humanity declines a little.
Urban Dictionary is supposedly for defining your world.
URBAN DICTIONARY by 2341515 September 17, 2006